Crease Cranker

That one douche bag on every lacrosse team that rips shot from the top of the crease right at the goalies shins or head. Probably a Junior or Senior who didn’t make varsity because he’s such a dick For some reason they usually go by a name that starts with a J like Jack, Jared, Jake or Jacob.

Goalie: Dude, Jack is such a crease cranker can you tell him to fuck off?
Crease Defenseman: Yeah he rips his shots into my balls sometimes. I think I’m gonnna wack him in the dick with my stick later.

by DeMSWaGiN15 February 10, 2018

Crackers

A chemical herb which induces the powers of bliss, essentially getting one high.

Marijuana; Weed; Pot; Crackers

by The Cracker Chief October 20, 2010

crackpr0n

Contraversial moderator at Megatokyo who promotes narrow-minded zealotry, and ethnocentricity. Has an array of personality problems e.g. Boasted on line that he had threatened his ex-girlfriend that he would beat up any guy she was dating if she did so before he thought she was ready. Often vassilates between being abusive then trying to avoid responsibility by claiming that people shouldn't care about what he says. Excessively dogmatic and extreme low tollerance when his opinions require rational support.

Well that's just crack(pr0n) for ya.

by Hazel April 23, 2005

[crackers]

Term for any police officer.No matter what the race

I hate those pussy crackers

by D-BONEZ December 15, 2008

crackers

A game typically played by male teenagers where multiple guys each have crackers and try to cum onto them. The last player to cum has to eat all the other crackers with the cum on it including theirs

matt-“ yo yesterday we played an intense game of crackers at joe’s house”
bryan-“ lmao i heard bob had to eat all the cum”
matt- “yea facts it was nasty”

by the_bomb98 December 5, 2018

Chris Crocker

An Openly gay Youtube and Myspace personality. He filmed himself crying about Britney Spears in a video called "Leave Britney Spears Alone".

Chris Crocker: “Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me!”

by Vad3r September 26, 2007

Betty Crocker

A woman who really likes baked goods and is slowly taking over the world using them.
She created crockercorps
See also batterwitch for further detail

EB: the gushers were made by Betty Crocker!!
TG: wow
EB: i know... is nothing sacred?

by Dirk's autoresponder March 15, 2012