Davenport Dick

Davenport: A series of sofas produced by the now-defunct A.H. Davenport Company.
Dick: A man's unit.
Davenport Dick: The act of putting a man's unit underneath the cushion to simulate doggy-style sex.

When asked if I got laid last night, my reply was simply: "No, I had to Davenport Dick it."

by Bonquisha Malone September 10, 2012

Dick Braced

Getting screwed over, conned out of money, left in an undesirable financial position.

"It appears that my price of rent has been raised, I'm getting fucking Dick Braced here."

by Jumbodditys September 19, 2012

Dick Stranglehold

Sexual Act ...to grab ones dick violently...as a means of pleasure....

Tonight when I get home I will Im going to give my self a dick stranglehold..

by duhmanda October 21, 2012

Dick peakers

A new clothing fashion where a guy wears jeans but no underwear and there is at least one hole around the crotch are where if you look closely you can get a glimpse of his dick.

I got a new pair of dick peakers.

by judge dredd7 October 25, 2012

Dick feature

the kind of person you would like to refer to as a Bellend or a ball bag, basically a feature of a dick

you're such a dick feature

by David Bowman the 152464th December 12, 2012

Dick-Bending

A Mind blowing Explosion of awesomeness Colliding into Pure Epic DopeSauce!

Created By BK in the Lounge on 5/17/2012

"That guy's Afro is totally Dick-Bending, I wish I had like that!"

by The Ultimate Hatter October 26, 2012

Griff Dick

A man who is well-endowed and knows how to use it.

Man, that guy has got the griff dick. He's been fucking over girls everywhere.

by anon1111169 December 13, 2012