Shut your nuts

Putting your balls in a nutcracker

Connor, Richie, and John: Avie your ugly
Avie: shut your nuts

by Avielicious December 3, 2019

You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by anonymous April 8, 2023

National Pay Your Wife Day

Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.

Happy wife, happy life. Celebrate National pay your wife day.

by Faroushky October 2, 2020

your balls

balls.

your balls taste good.

by Ther1an_Rav3n March 1, 2024

Found your moon

Found you moon, or you found your moon refers to the celing price someone is managing to hold their Bitcoin to, Bitcoin goes to the moon is a saying for the enormous upturn Bitcoin does for long periods of times. It can be hard to not take profits. For some it comes day where they have found there moon and sell.

I just sold my Bitcoin
I guess you found your moon! Congrats

by WTango January 4, 2021

Potato, Potata, your IQ is nada

a quirky way of saying an individual is a dumbass! Originally said by u/HiNyam on VRCHAT

You: "The earth is flat and gravity doesn't exist."
Me: "Potato, Potata, your IQ is nada"
You: "what..?"

by HiNyam December 12, 2020

get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 3, 2011