T'workin' 

The act of cleaning ones home, or any personal living space, while on an energy inducing chemical. Examples include cocaine, crank, crystal, etc.

Damn gurrl, that Tina had me t'workin' so hard the next day that my house is spotless, including my vegetable bins!

T'workin' by MrOpera September 2, 2012

Co-worker smile 

Walking through the office when you see a co-worker and do an odd half smile to acknowledge their presence

As Kyle walked through the office and saw his co-worker Linda he flashed his best co-worker smile

Co-worker smile by 265354 August 18, 2013

Faux-Worker 

A worker who pretends to work but is actually goofing off.

Farrah never actually works, she just appears to. Instead of my coworker, she's actually more of a faux-worker.

Faux-Worker by Mister Pamuk April 19, 2014

Wichita Workweek 

The practice of electrical line workers from Wichita, Kansas reporting in sick during their normal work week then agreeing to work overtime for extra pay on the weekend. The end result was a full week’s pay for being sick plus two shifts of premium overtime. A man could work two days and get eight days of pay under this arrangement.

Jason was sick all week then worked both shifts on Saturday and Sunday. That’s what we call a ‘Wichita Workweek.’

Wichita Workweek by Scoots79 January 20, 2019

eden workman 

The most beautiful girl in the world. Period. The sweetest person you’ll ever meet who cares for everyone. She only dates the best of the best (Gavin Ivie) and she knows how to make anyone feel better, especially her boyfriend. Eden is really laid back and easy going, she puts everyone shes around into the best moods. Her boyfriend is obviously the luckiest to have her cause she is so amazing and pretty and talented and splendid and all the good in this world rolled into one.

Gavin Ivie: I only date girls who are beautiful both inside and out.
Gavin’s brain: brooooo you should totally date Eden workman

eden workman by Rancheritos November 30, 2019

Middle-of-the-workday hot 

When a female seems hotter during the workday, than she actually is.

At 1:00pm on a Monday at work: wow Susan is hot!

At 10pm on Saturday at a club: Is that the same Susan from work? WTF

Susan is "middle-of-the-workday hot"

Middle-of-the-workday hot by Danswer88 December 21, 2008

burned my workplace down 

A term for "awesome". As in, wouldn't it be awesome to wake up in the morning and find out your shitty, boring job burned down, meaning you don't have to come in and are free to go out and play.

Can also substitute with other ways that your job meets a fiery end, such as "burned my job down/lit my cubicle on fire/firebombed work"

"Did you hear that guitar solo?"

"Yea, it totally burned my workplace down!"

"That pizza burned my workplace down!"

"Star Wars was a great movie, it burned my workplace down!"

burned my workplace down by Postmaster General John Potter May 9, 2013