Twat twitcher

Someone who texted their ex husband "you make my twat twitch"

"I looked through Tina's phone and she texted her ex husband you make my twat twitch! what a twat twitcher!"

by SDWR3TCH September 4, 2025

fiddle twat

a musically declined, not inclined individual, because they sing through their nose like a donkey.

Emily sings like a donkey heeee hawnn, aka fiddle twat.

by Fiddledeefiddledumb September 27, 2017

twat plant

Also known as a vagina, pussy, va-jay jay. It also grows next to the cactus in the desert.

She needs to do something with that twat plant.

by Kandicyd July 24, 2009

Twat Swat

A twat swat is where you give a girl a hard swat right in the twat. Most affective when the girl is on their bleedy time

Asia: Yo Brady your girl was being a bitch last night

Brady: oh I know I gave that bitch a swift Twat Swat

by George kalahan May 10, 2016

Twat Plot

A. When you are excited about a television show and your trying to say plot twist and you get tounge tied.

B. A man that goes on the prowl at a place that is well known for women being freely sexual.

C. A female that gives twat very easy.

D. someone who is acting stupid

Guys I'm headed to the twat plot and let my game lose.

by plottwist101 April 15, 2019

twat truffles

When a chick's yeast infection is so bad it leave mildew stains in her panties.

"She looked so fine, until I saw the twat truffles in her drawers."

by Sackmeat April 30, 2014

Rucksack Twat

Person that leaves a backpack on riding the tube

The underground was packed because of all these rucksack twats

by Winduck July 9, 2023