MY PINKIE TOE

i was walkin and i stubbed my pinkie toe i said AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I STUBBED MY PINKIE TOE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH MY GOD GIRL U LOOK LIKE ABOSLUTE SHIT GIRL I HATE YOU GIRL MY PINKIE TOE

by 6969MyBrT0ThErHaSaFaTnOsE6969_ January 19, 2023

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Texas Toe-Touch

When you bend over and touch your toes and while you are bent over, someone enters your backdoor.

The other night, Selena was being a real flirty girl and asked me to give her the ol' Texas Toe-Touch.

by akaRakxm July 7, 2023

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"Toe-Relieve-Culinarism" (noun): An unconventional culinary ritual involving the tenderization of beef, primarily using the third toe on the left foot and the fourth toe on the right, accompanied by a sense of spiritual catharsis and personal absolution. Following this process, the meat is typically prepared and served alongside a distinctive jam crafted from horse meat and pickled fish eggs, resulting in a unique and complex flavor profile that reflects both the physical and metaphysical aspects of the preparatory act.

Believe it or not, some adventurous foodies actually engage in Toe-Relieve-Culinarism, tenderizing beef with their toes before indulging in the quirky combo of horse meat and pickled fish egg jam.

by Rustic Clam August 14, 2023

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