gyan chode

A punjabi kid with a turban that's always high asf and has a unibrow. He also can't stop watching porn.

Jas is such a gyan chode because of his weed addiction

by SURREY22G May 9, 2019

choded

Feet nearly as wide as long.

You have choded feet!
Wide and short.

by sunny57 September 3, 2009

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025

Chode

Tiny white male, that's dick is wider than long. Jealousy for all men with dicks over 1"

That's the smallest dick.... I mean chode I've ever seen. You should be ashamed of yourself.

by No Muff 2 Tuff January 24, 2020

Bullit Chode

A fat man that is fater than they are taller

hey, liam you bullit chode!!

by DiRtY HaRrY DaRtFoRd May 8, 2008

Chode Island

Another name for Rhode Island

That duesch bag is probably from Chode Island

by CountZavo May 13, 2025

Chodeing

The art of doing absolutely nothing for the entire day on a bed or couch, without worry of uncompleted tasks or prior obligations.

“Sorry Jerry, I'm not going to make it today. I feel like chodeing."
“Bombay has been chodeing all day!"
Partner: "what are we doing today?"
You: "we're chodeing"

by WBProdigy March 20, 2022