Russian promotion

Receiving a promotion in an organization only because there's a sudden "vacancy" that needs to be addressed.

Uncle Joe hooked Andrei Zhdanov up with a Russian promotion to head of Leningrad Oblast after the shocking and completely unexpected assassination of Sergei Kirov.

by anonymous August 31, 2023

The Russian Bidet

The act of Taking a shot of vodka and spewing it up a willing participant’s anus. Enabling the willing participant to become anally intoxicated.

Man, this chick I met last night was so freaky, she got me to give her “The Russian Bidet”.

by Absolute_Toaster April 18, 2023

russian food

It's fucking grouse, it tastes like dog shit. I recommend throwing it out the window or at your evil Russian step mum.

Evil Russian; come and eat we are eating Russian food.
2 seconds later.
Evil Russian; why is the window smashed?!

by Not a Russian December 2, 2016

Russian Sinkhole

A gaping asshole that can accommodate anything inserted into it

You bro that chick had a Russian Sinkhole

by The Static of Bolt February 20, 2024

russian injection

Dipping a tampon in vodka and inserting said vodka infused tampon into one's bootyhole. The alcohol enters one's bloodstream in a much faster manner that traditional methods.

Man I hate vodka it tastes so bad.
Try a russian injection

by mxtpo November 23, 2019

Russian moon butter

You put smegma into a man's ass and churn it till it becomes butter

I'm gonna make Russian moon butter with you

by Jio Chen angel September 14, 2025

Russian idealism

Argues for a state religion to keep scapegoating institutionalized.

Views secularism and liberalism as a mass distribution of the scapegoating impulse.

Russian idealism views democracy as a mass distribution of the scapegoating impulse.

It pushes for a state church, state infrastructure, and mecha-pagan aesthetics (in a Soviet context) to consolidate scapegoating.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 23, 2018