Emotional Jizz

When you cum from pure beauty not from being sexually aroused.

My first emotional jizz was because my dad said he loved me.

by snorlax blumpkin December 22, 2018

jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 23, 2024

Rizz and jizz

Fanum taxing the Ohio sigma will Drive the Gyatt to Skibidi town

"I',m going to rizz and jizz"

by Mark's May 7, 2024

Jizz Money

Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.

The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

Jizz bin

A really skanky hoe; someone promiscuous.

Janet « I can't believe I slept with three different men again last night... »
Veronica « Janet, you’re such a jizz bin! »

by Jizzbingiselle June 12, 2018

moronic jizz rag

Alternative spelling & synonym for Donald Trump’s hairpiece

Watching the 2020 debates, I thought to myself, “I’d never vote for some orange nazi bitch who wears that moronic jizz rag, what a fuckin’ clown.”

by Kâlidâsa May 28, 2023

Fruit Jizz

A form of expressing approval of a female's buttocks or bosom

Nathaniel noticed the new girl in class had a particularly fine pair of buttocks, and decided to express his interest to his friend Kyan.

Nathaniel: fruit jizz on that girl's ass my dude
Kyan: *sips rockstar* agreed my dude. Her buttocks do look very fine indeed.
Nathaniel: *taps girls ass*

by MrKappa March 6, 2019