Clam Chowder

Get the fuck out of my way

Sammy: Dude i was sitting their.

Joe: So

Sammy: Well Clam Chowder, I want my spot back

by SammyEffinD January 19, 2010

clam wipe

When a woman wipes her vaginas on an unsuspecting person's face after she just had sex.

That passed out dude on the couch just got clam wiped.

by Markram January 29, 2017

clam couch

another name for a vagina

Gonna try to hop into that girl's clam couch tonight.

by clamcouch March 20, 2019

Covid Clam

After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.

"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".

by TheSmellyclam May 13, 2022

Tangy Clam Meat

The labias of an old woman so spread out they could be confused with a roast beef sandwich. This word could also be applied to a person who has a high body count.

"Bro i just fucked this chick, she had some fucking tangy clam meat down town but i tore that one up anyways!"

by GlizzyL September 29, 2023

Clam Bake

The female version of a circle jerk, i.e. A group of women masturbating together

Those girls are getting together for a clam bake!

by The love dickter October 10, 2021

Clam Scabs

When a woman is screwed so hard and so much it results in clam scabs.

Paul was banging his boss so hard and so often she was complaining about having clam scabs to her coworkers!

by Clamer August 18, 2016