If you thought Hell was the place where you go to burn for eternity if you've been wicked in your life, think again. Unfortunately, it's on earth inside buildings located throughout this country and all the others across Earth. It's called: Middle School.
This is a hellhole stage of your life, and if you are pressured, you will find this to be the harshest. All the social bullshit builds up throughout 2-3 years.
6 grade: Puberty. You're not a kid anymore. You can't watch Spongebob anymore without being laughed at. If you're in a public school, then you're gonna play a stupid game that goes by the name of "popularity contest!" In a prep school, you'll get the same, along with an additional piece of flaming shit: academic competition. It sucks because after the summer, you have not been warned and this comes to you as sudden as thunder- even more! The teachers have become worse (especially the gym teachers, which sucks because if you are in cycle classes, you'll get another one to face the bullcrap of... otherwise you're lucky if you get one of the awesome ones). Oh and by the way, more homework, less freedom. Have a nice year!
7 grade: Yeah, you've had a rough year. But that was just the beginning. You're in... the middle. It's all the same as last year, but it builds up faster than a spreading fire from September til June. Another thing catches the attention of your eye: the girls. CAUTION! As very fucking hot as they may seem, you gotta watch who you're dealing with. And remember, that as sad as some facts are to swallow, girls are surprisingly the worst part of middle school. Some are bitches. Some are nice and sweet. It also sucks shit when you see that they take likings to the bad guys! Those assholes who put others down to feel superior and better about themselves and act so bastardly to produce "good reputations" win the hearts of that hot babe with the nice rack. Do yourself a favor and, get to know them. Then you'll find out who you like. That's another thing btw, you start getting asked about who you like. You've probably gotten these questions last year, but there's more. Another warning is that your friends will start abandoning you for another bastardly attempt to become cool. What bites more is that they can be lifelong friends leaving you to rot in the dungeon. About the work, it's the same as sixth grade.
8 grade: The steamiest part of hell. A rapidly blasting weapon of agony that doesn't finish it's clip until late june. Everything you had in the past two years, plus more... What bright side you can look at is that it's the end, but it's a long journey till then. The pressure begins to focus on what you've always loved to hate: work. Because you're approaching high school, the teachers will begin to lecture you about how you have to pick up the pace and improve your grades because in 365 days from now, your grades will be written on stone for the colleges to see. "How wonderful!" you'll say. "I'm burning like a cat in heat and you have to scare me and make me even more afraid of life." Something happens. You get a Christmas present on the mail. It's tobacco, drugs, and alcohol. Your classmates will start doing them (another retarded attempt of them to be cool). If you've got friends and they start with these, you're not the luckiest individual in the world. If you've got a crush, that's a bad turn. All you can do is hope nothing bad happens to her. Here's the best part: Remember those assholes that used to put you down. Assholes usually turn to drugs, so you can look on the good side of expecting them to finally pay! If you do DAT (Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco), this will come back to bite you in the ass crack. What a wild ride!
End: When you finally get out of middle school on the last day of 8th grade, recite the lyrics to "The E.N.D." by The Pharcyde. They go "This ain't nothin' but the E.N.D. Follow me into the Sun and let your soul be free." And have an awesome summer.
Brace yourself for high school. Be prepared. Anyway the teachers are right you have to pick up the pace in time for college selection. Good luck!
This is a hellhole stage of your life, and if you are pressured, you will find this to be the harshest. All the social bullshit builds up throughout 2-3 years.
6 grade: Puberty. You're not a kid anymore. You can't watch Spongebob anymore without being laughed at. If you're in a public school, then you're gonna play a stupid game that goes by the name of "popularity contest!" In a prep school, you'll get the same, along with an additional piece of flaming shit: academic competition. It sucks because after the summer, you have not been warned and this comes to you as sudden as thunder- even more! The teachers have become worse (especially the gym teachers, which sucks because if you are in cycle classes, you'll get another one to face the bullcrap of... otherwise you're lucky if you get one of the awesome ones). Oh and by the way, more homework, less freedom. Have a nice year!
7 grade: Yeah, you've had a rough year. But that was just the beginning. You're in... the middle. It's all the same as last year, but it builds up faster than a spreading fire from September til June. Another thing catches the attention of your eye: the girls. CAUTION! As very fucking hot as they may seem, you gotta watch who you're dealing with. And remember, that as sad as some facts are to swallow, girls are surprisingly the worst part of middle school. Some are bitches. Some are nice and sweet. It also sucks shit when you see that they take likings to the bad guys! Those assholes who put others down to feel superior and better about themselves and act so bastardly to produce "good reputations" win the hearts of that hot babe with the nice rack. Do yourself a favor and, get to know them. Then you'll find out who you like. That's another thing btw, you start getting asked about who you like. You've probably gotten these questions last year, but there's more. Another warning is that your friends will start abandoning you for another bastardly attempt to become cool. What bites more is that they can be lifelong friends leaving you to rot in the dungeon. About the work, it's the same as sixth grade.
8 grade: The steamiest part of hell. A rapidly blasting weapon of agony that doesn't finish it's clip until late june. Everything you had in the past two years, plus more... What bright side you can look at is that it's the end, but it's a long journey till then. The pressure begins to focus on what you've always loved to hate: work. Because you're approaching high school, the teachers will begin to lecture you about how you have to pick up the pace and improve your grades because in 365 days from now, your grades will be written on stone for the colleges to see. "How wonderful!" you'll say. "I'm burning like a cat in heat and you have to scare me and make me even more afraid of life." Something happens. You get a Christmas present on the mail. It's tobacco, drugs, and alcohol. Your classmates will start doing them (another retarded attempt of them to be cool). If you've got friends and they start with these, you're not the luckiest individual in the world. If you've got a crush, that's a bad turn. All you can do is hope nothing bad happens to her. Here's the best part: Remember those assholes that used to put you down. Assholes usually turn to drugs, so you can look on the good side of expecting them to finally pay! If you do DAT (Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco), this will come back to bite you in the ass crack. What a wild ride!
End: When you finally get out of middle school on the last day of 8th grade, recite the lyrics to "The E.N.D." by The Pharcyde. They go "This ain't nothin' but the E.N.D. Follow me into the Sun and let your soul be free." And have an awesome summer.
Brace yourself for high school. Be prepared. Anyway the teachers are right you have to pick up the pace in time for college selection. Good luck!
by bigfootbeleva13 July 30, 2009
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Teacher: So we're going to be having online school from now on due to corona virus.
Students: Fuck you, bitch. Lick my nuts homie.
Students: Fuck you, bitch. Lick my nuts homie.
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Get the online school mug.In my opinion, the 2 (or 3) worst years of life you will have attending school.
The teachers are there to teach you crap you will most likely never use more than 50% of it in life. They're there to give you 3 hours of homework per night, and give you 2 nights of detention a week for doing something harmless.
The popular kids like the same bands, usually wear the same clothes, and are there to make you feel like absolute shit.
Mostly, your friends will talk behind your back, unless you're lucky to find one good, trust-worthy friend who won't dump you.
The girls are sluts, the boys are perverts, and most of the time you'll feel alone and blue. Relationships usually don't last more than a week or two.
Everyone and their dog has a Myspace, which are usually full of pictures of the popular kids and their friends, having a good time, making you feel more and more like shit.
Basically, everything makes you feel like shit.
6th graders always anticipate joining Middle School, but near the middle of 7th grade, you're screaming "GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE!"
Drama is around every corner.
Middle School sucks.
The teachers are there to teach you crap you will most likely never use more than 50% of it in life. They're there to give you 3 hours of homework per night, and give you 2 nights of detention a week for doing something harmless.
The popular kids like the same bands, usually wear the same clothes, and are there to make you feel like absolute shit.
Mostly, your friends will talk behind your back, unless you're lucky to find one good, trust-worthy friend who won't dump you.
The girls are sluts, the boys are perverts, and most of the time you'll feel alone and blue. Relationships usually don't last more than a week or two.
Everyone and their dog has a Myspace, which are usually full of pictures of the popular kids and their friends, having a good time, making you feel more and more like shit.
Basically, everything makes you feel like shit.
6th graders always anticipate joining Middle School, but near the middle of 7th grade, you're screaming "GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE!"
Drama is around every corner.
Middle School sucks.
Tommy: "Did you hear about Sally?"
Jimmy: "No, what happened to her?"
Tommy: "She killed herself."
Jimmy: "Woah! Why?"
Tommy: "Middle School bites, man."
Jimmy: "No, what happened to her?"
Tommy: "She killed herself."
Jimmy: "Woah! Why?"
Tommy: "Middle School bites, man."
by Lunar Escape July 3, 2007
Get the Middle School mug.The worst years of everyone's life. Not one person looks back on them fondly, even the people who were supposedly "popular" at the time. Typically middle schools offer 6th, 7th, and 8th grade. Some school districts like to be nice and have middle school start at 7th grade, thus making you only have to suffer two years of hell, but some like to be evil and add 5th grade to middle school, therefore making you have to sit through 4 years of misery, competition, and having to deal with not only your pubescent suicidal self who is a bitch/asshole on the outside, but also with hundreds of other suicidal pubescent pre-teens who are bitches/assholes on the outside.
The reason middle school is so bad is basically because everyone is going through puberty, making them feel like shit. So right off the bat their life sucks. To make matters worse, many people in middle school turn into obnoxious wannabes who think they're 10 years older then they are to make themselves feel better. These people form fake friendships and cliques and then make everyone else compete with them because they think no one is cooler then them. So in middle school people also pretty much hate each other. Lastly, work in middle school can sometimes be even more then high schoolers and college students get, causing a great amount of stress.
Luckily, middle school does go by pretty fast, so then you get to go to high school, which is 10000x better then middle school (although still not all that great).
The reason middle school is so bad is basically because everyone is going through puberty, making them feel like shit. So right off the bat their life sucks. To make matters worse, many people in middle school turn into obnoxious wannabes who think they're 10 years older then they are to make themselves feel better. These people form fake friendships and cliques and then make everyone else compete with them because they think no one is cooler then them. So in middle school people also pretty much hate each other. Lastly, work in middle school can sometimes be even more then high schoolers and college students get, causing a great amount of stress.
Luckily, middle school does go by pretty fast, so then you get to go to high school, which is 10000x better then middle school (although still not all that great).
High schooler: So how's middle school?
Middle schooler: It sucks. Really bad. I wanna die. Really badly.
High school: Aaah, yeah. I used to feel like that in middle school. Just remember when middle school is done you get to go to HIGH SCHOOL, which doesn't suck...as much as middle school.
Middle schooler: :| *encounters great amount of stress and hatred in the meantime*
Middle schooler: It sucks. Really bad. I wanna die. Really badly.
High school: Aaah, yeah. I used to feel like that in middle school. Just remember when middle school is done you get to go to HIGH SCHOOL, which doesn't suck...as much as middle school.
Middle schooler: :| *encounters great amount of stress and hatred in the meantime*
by Aaahyeahhh September 22, 2007
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the teachers play favorites and want the rest of their students to die. they hate crude, middle school boy related humor and give you large amounts of work.
everybody has a group, and is real shit-faced about it when you ask to join their group.
your boyfriend of three weeks pretends to like you, but really he just likes the easy girl with big boobs. and is using you to prove he can get a girl.
the girls think they're in love with every boy they date, and are overly romantic about EVERYTHING.
test are shittin' hard and homework comes in plies. there is hardly ever a break from the insanity.
when girls get pissy with each other it blows up into a huge fight, lasting for like, two days, and when guys get mad at each other, they just beat the shit out of each other and call it even.
the popular group loves themselves too much and they're assholes to people they think are lesser then them. the popular girls are usually sluts who are mad easy and act like they're four years older then they really are. they fool around with their boyfriends, or talk about fooling around with their boyfriends, who are just looking to get some and walk around with a 24/7 monster boner.
the principal is just some weirdo who points at you in the hall and asks how you're doing. (some are really faggy)
then in 8th grade, when all the madness is nearly over, you realize that middle school was one pit of hell you never want to return to.
the teachers play favorites and want the rest of their students to die. they hate crude, middle school boy related humor and give you large amounts of work.
everybody has a group, and is real shit-faced about it when you ask to join their group.
your boyfriend of three weeks pretends to like you, but really he just likes the easy girl with big boobs. and is using you to prove he can get a girl.
the girls think they're in love with every boy they date, and are overly romantic about EVERYTHING.
test are shittin' hard and homework comes in plies. there is hardly ever a break from the insanity.
when girls get pissy with each other it blows up into a huge fight, lasting for like, two days, and when guys get mad at each other, they just beat the shit out of each other and call it even.
the popular group loves themselves too much and they're assholes to people they think are lesser then them. the popular girls are usually sluts who are mad easy and act like they're four years older then they really are. they fool around with their boyfriends, or talk about fooling around with their boyfriends, who are just looking to get some and walk around with a 24/7 monster boner.
the principal is just some weirdo who points at you in the hall and asks how you're doing. (some are really faggy)
then in 8th grade, when all the madness is nearly over, you realize that middle school was one pit of hell you never want to return to.
Principal: hello young man, how are you today?
Boy: i'm fan-fucking-tastic. i have the world's largest boner, i'm getting pimples, and my braces hurt like a bitch. i'm failing english because i'm fucking dyslexic.
Principal: have a nice day!
Boy: asshole.
Middle School memories will always haunt you.
Always.
Boy: i'm fan-fucking-tastic. i have the world's largest boner, i'm getting pimples, and my braces hurt like a bitch. i'm failing english because i'm fucking dyslexic.
Principal: have a nice day!
Boy: asshole.
Middle School memories will always haunt you.
Always.
by ding dong DEBRA October 16, 2008
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They also utilize the current stupid joke going around school to the point where it isn't funny anymore; a joke that everyone is saying, like that "Blue Punch Buggy!" thing from Lilo and Stitch.
They wear shirts that say things like "I sold my sister for video games!" hurhurhurhur!!11
They get on MySpace at school and think they rock for having a MySpace.
They question what you are looking at on the computer when they are too stupid to understand it themselves (see example)
They also utilize the current stupid joke going around school to the point where it isn't funny anymore; a joke that everyone is saying, like that "Blue Punch Buggy!" thing from Lilo and Stitch.
They wear shirts that say things like "I sold my sister for video games!" hurhurhurhur!!11
They get on MySpace at school and think they rock for having a MySpace.
They question what you are looking at on the computer when they are too stupid to understand it themselves (see example)
For example, say you are carrying a project while riding the school bus. A school kid will ask you in a fake "you're stupid" tone, "Why are you carrying that posterboard?" You respond kindly, "it's my history project," when really you wanted to say, "Um, think about this, moron. We're going to school. In school, we do projects. Ooooh, weird," in a sarcastic tone.
Or:
Steph: *watching Para Para dance videos*
David*in a slow condesceding tone*: What are you looking at?
Steph: Dance videos. *turns screen away*
David: Freaky...hurrhurr
Steph: Why don't you mind your own dang business?
Or:
Steph: *watching Para Para dance videos*
David*in a slow condesceding tone*: What are you looking at?
Steph: Dance videos. *turns screen away*
David: Freaky...hurrhurr
Steph: Why don't you mind your own dang business?
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