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Crispy Salad 

When a girl does not shave her pubic hair and she has her period and getting it all on her hair, thus making it as crispy as a potato chip.
Rick- Did you hear lisa has a crispy salad

Jabrari- Yea I can hear and smell it from here
Crispy Salad by Traviseatsdick April 18, 2015

rough salad 

Meaning harsh. Derived from when you order a delicious salad but instead you received a gross unwashed lettuce salad.
"Dude I had to wait in the Chipotle line for 20 minutes!"

"Oh man, rough salad."
rough salad by Stunna447 January 14, 2016

noodle salad 

When a group of males places their flaccid penises in the mouth of another person.
1. "We gave Julien a noodle salad while he was passed out drunk last night."
noodle salad by Car 54 April 28, 2016

hood salad 

Let's go pick up a hood salad and get high af! Weed marijuana ganja devils lettuce
hood salad by IAMDgod November 30, 2016

Toss salad 

Man, those cops sure know how to toss salad
Toss salad by Yo-momma123 December 7, 2016

egg salad 

If eggs are within a body cavity, get smashed and expelled, the eggs come out looking like egg salad. Usually involved in novelty pornography.
"I was watching that porno and those eggs came out like egg salad."
egg salad by Julactus February 11, 2017