The Forbidden Queef

The act of farting into a woman’s vagina, and for her to proceed to queef it back out.

“Ran screaming from some chicks bed when she did the forbidden queef”

by Lickalotopus April 15, 2023

a left queef to the bosom

When a human with a cloaca blasts a queef so powerful it manifests into a gas fist, which throws a punch curving to the left, right into a woman's saggy bag

Oh you think you're funny huh? Well how about i throw a left queef to the bosom right at ya.

BLAST! i missed! Im sorry i tried queefing on yo tits, dont stab me witjlh ya clit. WAIT N-

rest in peace

by Snozingly7 August 14, 2023

Johnathenianadocius Porkithananalingtingaltin Queefballplasm IV

A cute nickname for a pet named John.

Hey Johnathenianadocius Porkithananalingtingaltin Queefballplasm IV, I love you!

by fartkingserpent April 7, 2024

John paul Queef

When you are listening to Led Zeppelin and you queef out of your coochius Maximus

Omg! Chloe I just John Paul Queefed out of my pussy lips while cranking my hawg to Custard pie by Led Zeppelin

by John Paul Queef June 27, 2024

Forced vital queef

When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.

Sabrina, your vagina has been floppy for years. Its time to get a forced vital queef.

by 1badparatrooper July 12, 2024

Sea glass queef

The most uncommon Crayola color only produced 4 times in an abandon facility in hong kong.

The orignal producer, Fakyu Mika, was caught groping female workers at his previous job.

Hey why is that crayon in a glass seal

Its sea glass queef

*Immediate pussy magnet*

by Aubbey_waubbey June 6, 2024

The Keef Queef

The keef queef.

"damn babe, did you see how that girl did The Keef Queef all over the room? This place smells like skunk ass now!"

"That girl really keef queefed everywhere"

by ~~~Power~~~ January 9, 2025