One Dead Disco Dancer

1) A person who does not dance.
2) An experimental musician from Leicestershire.

One Dead Disco Dancer is fucking awesome, I'm gonna download his shit off of Demonoid right away!!

One Dead Disco Dancer by MikeKunt October 7, 2008

One Eye Up 

Keeping an eye open. Watching out. Being aware.

And "trust" is a word you seldom hear from us
Hustlers we don't sleep we rest one eye up

-Jay Z, "December 4th"

One Eye Up by mjsgdjkabskjfbj May 7, 2009

one cheeker 

a job done half-assed; a half-hearted attempt; a one cheek effort

He did a one cheeker - he ordered his plane ticket but never filed for a passport.

one cheeker by martinadesign May 21, 2009

one shotter you got 'er 

Once the girl drinks one shot, she instantly becomes a slut and or whore. Than anyone there has a legitimate shot and walking home with some poon.

"Our friend Emily who lives downstairs is a one shotter you got 'er. Yeah I even heard she got with Pat!"

one shotter you got 'er by Bob Dylan 420 January 6, 2010

one eye texting 

when your in the bed laying down using 1 eye and 1 handto text message

I was one eye texting this chick til like 2am

one eye texting by chris suave January 20, 2010

ONE EYED PETE 

Trucker slang for a Peterbilt semi truck with a busted headlight.

There went pie eyed Jose in a ONE EYED PETE.
That fudge packing Jo`se in that ONE EYED PETE cut me off!

ONE EYED PETE by Stumpjumper/Ether Breather June 16, 2010

One of my mates

Phrase used by a buddy telling a tale of something embarrassing that happened to "one of my mates" when clearly it happened to him.

One of my mates was getting off with this right ugly bird when......

One of my mates used to wrap his penis around a back loofer .....

One of my mates used to have sex with his teddybear's ear...

One of my mates by dgh938peg July 9, 2010