Portuguese Lip gloss

An act in which a man and woman masterbate together and once the two climax they smear their own love mayo with their index finger on each others lips. They then pucker up and smooch.
Julie and I were bored in the bedroom so we thought we might try a Portuguese Lip gloss
by lick my lips November 15, 2014
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Loose-Lipped Moron

Anyone who inadvertently shares a secret. Sounds like a term dating back to the Prohibition era. LLM can also be used in texting.
You silly goose, loose-lipped moron! If it wasn't for that loose-lipped moron, we'd still have a still. One loose-lipped moron spoiled the surprise party.
by Independent Copy Editor August 25, 2011
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Hash da lip

Yo, I'm tired of yo jibber jabber. Hash da lip!
by barriobuti January 12, 2012
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Crusty Musty Lips

person1: omg look at shigaraki!!! hes so cute
person2: meh he has crusty musty lips
by sxmp August 13, 2021
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nigger lip jucies

jucies from lips of a kenyan queen
Karl tasted jes's nigger lip jucies
by Ema and Karl July 27, 2010
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douche bag lips

An individual who has transcended the status of a "douche bag" or a "douche nozzle". By saying that someone has "douche bag lips" implies that they enjoy catching the douche runoff that the "douche nozzle" would normally collect.
The guy you work with who asks you to smell his fingers after he fingered a chick the night before is a "douche bag lips" Or the guy that hits on other peoples wives at parties that you are attending is a gigantic "douche bag lips"
by KBRADODD March 26, 2008
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lithuanian lip dance

When a very experienced prostitute performs oral sex.
Dude! That lithuanian lip dance at the bachelor party felt so good!
by acidic junk! June 13, 2011
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