Dick Wars

Using your penis to have a sword fight while wearing a glow in the dark condom.

I walked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing Dick Wars. I'm concerned.

by I'm Dirty Dan October 9, 2010

whisky dick

a man's inability to get a stiffy, due to too much booze in his system

My boyfriend drank so much that he had whisky dick. I had to satisfy myself!

by Anonymous June 12, 2003

Dick Wrapper

A female of the species Homo Sapien. This term refers to the fact that the most important aspect of a woman's identity is the fact that she is engineered and constructed so as to wrap around penises

Diana came over last night ... that is one energetic Dick Wrapper.

I need to hit the club tonight and pick me up a dick wrapper.

That bar was litterally polluted with cougars and other assorted dick wrappers.

by Mr HJL January 17, 2008

dick muffs

When one places an erect penis into each ear so that sound is muffled. Similar to earmuffs

Chad had dick muffs on so he didn't hear the the third guy coming.

by legs almighty January 24, 2011

wailing dick

(N) Any douche or chode guy who's yelling and/or pissing the hell out of people by drawing a lot of unnecessary attention to himself.

***Steelers vs Ravens game*****

Guy 1: YEEEAAAHHH GO PATRIOTS!

Guy 2: Fucking wailing dick...

by Jeffrey_Blake_kkk July 17, 2011

twink dick

Twink dick is when a skinny gay twink has a disproportionately large penis

“I couldn’t believe it. When I took off his pants he had a twink dick! It was almost as big as his thighs!”

by socalgay February 3, 2019

Dick Burn

When you get a handjob with no lubrication.

-How was last night with Karen?
--It was awesome until she gave me a dick burn!

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017