Butt Light 

A name for Bud Light ever since they took on Dylan Mulvaney. Another name for them would be Queer Beer.

“Hey man, you want some Bud Light at the store?”
“Hell naw man, I don’t want that damn Butt Light, fucking queer beer man.”

Butt Light by I.E.I. Industries February 3, 2025

Freedom Light 

A light at the end of a tunnel. Elaborating for more literal terms, feeling free of a burden; Mental, physical, or even emotional.

Person A: "How're you liking college in comparison to high school?"
Person B: "It's great, I love the freedom light."

Freedom Light by farchitwo February 6, 2025

red light vendetta

A prolonged bitter quarrel with or campaign against red lights

The president has a red light vendetta and wants to get rid of all red lights.

red light vendetta by Burgersrlife February 10, 2025

bush light 

A source of illumination to allow you to see a chick's "shrubbery thicket" when yer too drunk to locate it in da dark.

Dunno why ya would even need a bush light, since your being "half in da bag" would likely mean dat you'd have trouble "getting it up" in da first place...?

bush light by QuacksO February 15, 2025

Red Light Kisses 

An ancient game created in the mountains of Tibet. Every time your car stops at a red light, you owe your lover a kiss for every red light in field of vision. If a stop light is missed, kisses stack!

Oh god! I owe my boyfriend like 100 red light kisses.

Red Light Kisses by VeggieDance April 8, 2025

Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.

I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

Traffic Light Event Horizon by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025

Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.

I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

Traffic Light Event Horizon by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025