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I love Kelly Willy

Something you say to a homie that has a hot mom fr ong
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Michael Vernon Kelly II

Sissy-lala-Pansyfist Cowardice Bitch. Someone who is afraid to fight someone of equal strength, or stronger.m
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.
"Man, why the hell you acting like a Michael Vernon Kelly II?!"

"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"
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The dirty Kelly jackpot

The act of inserting a roll of quarters in a woman’s ass, pulling her arm down like a slot machine then watch her shit out 40 quarters.
Hey Seb! I gave our secretary “The dirty Kelly jackpot” last night and it was great! The sound of the change coming out made me feel like I won at the casino!
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The Helen Keller

When you’re getting a blow job and right before you nut you pull out, fire into both eyes and ears rendering them blind and deaf, then stick it back in their mouth and make them say “I’m Helen Keller!”
Person 1: “Man why are you looking so happy today?”

Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night
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Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...
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Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......
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R. Kelly Hydropump

Tom R. Kelly Hydropumped tammi last night.
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