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I Just Did.

A brilliant quip that can be added to anything to make it funny. I have no idea why this is true, but it is!
MAN1: "Where did all these people come from?"
MAN2: "I just did."



MAN1: "Oh crap, I forgot my homework at school."
MAN2: "I just did."


MAN1: "Should I ask her out to the prom tomorrow?"
MAN2: "I......just....DID."
I Just Did. by Joker X March 2, 2004

bitch did you just assume my gender 

Did you just assume my gender but with a twist.
"what's up bro."
"Bitch did you just assume my gender!?"
"Just stop.."

Let's just be friends 

What a girl says when she's not interested in a relationship with you, but just wants to be friends with you. That is literally it. She does not owe you a relationship, or sex, or anything for you being nice to her. You can't bitch and moan about her "going for the douchebags" or going for guys who will "treat her like shit" because that's just you refusing to believe that any woman /dare/ not be interested in you, so you make yourself believe that it must be something wrong with her.

Sorry, but she's just not interested. Either you move on while being friends, or you stop being friends. You can't turn a yes into a no, no matter how much of a "gentleman" you are.
1: Hey, we seem to enjoy being around each other and share some of the same interests. Would you like to go out some time?
2: No thanks, let's just be friends.
1: I respect your decision and will not bitch and moan about how all girls are sluts who only go for guys who treat them like shit, because I can take a rejection without letting it bother me.
2: Wow, you're a normal human being!

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I just like the song 

the defense you use when someone calls you out after you post a facebook status (works best if they're song lyrics) so blatantly about someone. most likely with whom you have just had a falling out with. this is a very combative strategy because in one phrase you can both deny being weak and also make your opponent seem self absorbed.
Josh: I saw what you just posted about me on facebook. you can't even say it to my face.
Sonia: who said it was about you?! i just like the song....
I just like the song by zoe b.goode February 23, 2011