Jesus Puff 

When you get crusified while giving head to a priest.

"What happened to Mike the other day?"
"He got a Jesus Puff from father Mathews"

Jesus Puff by Garry Coleman May 13, 2005

Jesus' Niece

Someone who is highly revered in the hip-hop community. Notably put to fame by Kanye West.

"From the Polo fleece to the Jesus piece... I got family in high places like Jesus' niece" - Kanye West

Jesus' Niece by P.Caps December 21, 2010

jesus saves, but satan rocks 

the essence of goodness is obedience, moral rectitude, moderation, whereas the essence of "evil" is rebellion, and thus "fun," or "coolness."

dude, i know that jesus saves, but satan rocks!

jesus saves, but satan rocks by memorybabe September 11, 2011

jesus pills 

common slang for adderall

Wow, I have 4 tests in the next two days.. time to find me some jesus pills and get that shit done!

jesus pills by EonBlue987 March 4, 2009

Jesus Leg 

Making a chick cum just by rubbing your leg on her vagina.

My niggsa L Dog the omniscient gave that hoe the Jesus Leg

Jesus Leg by KP the black man February 5, 2009

Jesus Hole 

The act of piercing the torso and inserting the penis in the crevice.

man "dude why did you mum go to hospital?"
man "she got a jesus hole from her closet lover"

Jesus Hole by ticklybawbag September 9, 2009

Jesus Dick 

Fuckin rad as hell, like funyons when you're drunk. Also, the way that cat from Ali Baba's pronounces cheese sticks. Real fuckin tasty by the way.

The new Die Hard movie is seriously Jesus Dick.

Jesus Dick by MC Plan B September 6, 2007