dutch maiden

large pillow,a body pillow

i slept with a dutch maiden last night .

by rat face gigo December 28, 2017

Dutch Bros

Originating From The State Of Oregon, Dutch Bros is basically a Drive Thru coffee shop that unlike Starbucks can actually do a simple Small, Medium, And Large!

They also have fun code names for different flavors, So that's cool too!

1: Hey! Want to go to Starbucks?
2: Nah dude, Dutch Bros is much better, It's much more simple to order there!
1: Sounds Good!

by ZanetheBane May 9, 2023

Double dutch

To bamboozle, deceive, bait and switch.
Sometimes with the help of multiple parties but not necessarily.

"Dude, I just got double dutched by my dogs. One of them distracted me while the other stole my sandwhich!"

by Jtrees November 26, 2018

Dutch Pucker

The act of wiggling or puckering your butthole whilst on the toilet to loosen a portion of a turd left in your butt when pooping.

My BM snapped off and left some in my butthole. Instead of wiping, I gave it the Dutch Pucker and it dropped into the bowl. Problem solved.

by tennisthemenace April 7, 2023

Dutched Out

Room or space filled with weed smoke

Oh man it's dutched out in here open a window.

by yeahnahnahyeamate September 29, 2023

Double Dutch

When the same text message from two minutes ago alerts you again.

“Yeah hold on I think my phone went off again. Ugh never mind, it was a double Dutch.”
“I hate it when my I think I got a new text but it turns out to be a double dutch!”

by WrXpace September 4, 2022

dutch shovel

A very complicated multi-step sexual act involving the third stall in a Walmart bathroom. There are over 100 steps, including literally dying and going to hell as well as complete anal prolapse, and giving away both of your kidneys.

"Sam and I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night."
"All the way to step 17?"
"You know it dude!"
"Damn!"

by OuterSpaceEllis October 2, 2017