crankin' dat

when a person, usually male, masturbates

Lisa: "Hey, did you guys see where Danny went? I haven't seen him for like fifteen minutes."

John: "Last time I saw him, he was in the locker room, crankin' dat Danny with a playboy"

by Serpent1189 October 30, 2007

crank biter

A mixed drink created the morning after a party, using the remaining bits of liquor from a number of bottles not quite finished the night before.

Man, that was a crazy party, but hey, we've got some jack and vodka left over, let's make a crank biter!

by Thenameandlocationyouenterbelow November 4, 2007

crananus

When your empty cranial cavity is stuck up your anus.

He has crananus to day.

by cambridge2 January 8, 2008

cranktastic

Used as an adjective crankstastic is used to describe a feeling of Euphoria. Coming from the root words of crank and bombtastic it combines the joy of using crank, a drug, with elements of bombtasticity, greatness.

Man, That crank was the most cranktastic crank I ever cranked. Pshhhh!

by Brian Adams April 14, 2008

cranking that batman

a person has HIV or AIDS

Yo i heard shorty cranking that batman.

by Naturebwoy June 2, 2008

crankation

relaxing, extremely relaxed,

willi when i was on that ride i was in extreme crankation

by jammio July 7, 2008

crantock

1. a place in newquay, in the south of england.
2. a word that can be substituted into any sentence.

1. last summer i stayed for a week in crantock.
2. girl: you ok?
boy: no, i'm feeling a bit crantock today to be honest.

boy: i sure as hell like the look of that crantock you've got there!

boy: get your crantock away from my crantock, or i will just have to call the crantock!

by lauralegend August 6, 2008