Chode Wood

A 'Chode Wood' is a man who possesses a massive chode, whose girth greatly exceeds the length.

oh look its chode wood!!!

by wagglewigglewoggle April 3, 2020

Chode

A fat but short shlong (penis)

You have a fat chode

by anonymous March 8, 2021

Pogo Chode

When you chop off your legs and move around by bouncing on your penis like a pogo stick.

I need to get to my terminal fast, I'm going to cut off my legs and hop on my Pogo Chode over to my plane.

by Paul Petrol September 19, 2024

Chode

A penis which is larger in width than in length, often found on men with the name or Jonathon or jono.
Often these men named jono or Jonathon are named with the word chode after their full names.

E.g jono chode or did you see ‘Jonathon chodey the other night’

by Cymrushagger September 18, 2018

Chode Butter

the act of buttering up one's chode with lubricant or butter, which is more convienant, and the other male of female partner stroking it.

Hey Tom, how was the chode butter last night?

Tom: It was great, Darius stroked it well.

by pablopooop January 8, 2016

Chode

A penis wider than long.
person 1: I heard Charlie has a chode.
person 2: da fuq is a chode?
person 1: a small dick!
person 2: ohhhhhh that explains alot

-_-chode-_-

by your dentist November 12, 2018

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025