Coffee

The very essence of my life, motivation and entire reason I get up in the morning

I woke up and had a nice, hot coffee

by ttayW2010 June 10, 2024

Caffeine

Dog shit

I have caffeine withdrawal right now

by samdomaxd June 16, 2024

Coffee Bears

When one roommate wishes to get coffee, 'Coffee Bears' is texted in the house groupchat, so others may join them on their journey.

Roommate A: "Coffee Bears"
Roommate B: "Coming!"

by Shark F. Kennedy June 21, 2024

coffeecat

A person who won't get a coffee by themselves but they will follow you when you go to have a coffee just to get on your nerves.

Hey! Give me some space. Why are you being such a coffeecat?

by Fresh and Juicy June 28, 2024

Coffee

The thing you most likely will be putting in those damn urban dictionary mugs

Imagine you're in a cozy cafe, and you spot a classic white mug you bought from urban dictionary with the word "coffee" boldly printed on it, steaming with your energy bean juice inside.

by Some_internet_Dude July 3, 2024

coffee table

the most despicable and racist word in the universe

that chile abuser is a coffee table

by lol893 July 8, 2024

caffeination machination

This happens when you are really over-caffeinated and you come up with some diabolical scheme or plot to do something a bit evil. It seems like a good idea at the time, but it typically backfires on you and you are the one suffering the consequences. It's fun while you're coming up with it though - so there's that.

Kevin: "Who keeps on sending me fishing lure catalogues? I am loving it. I am simply in heaven. There's no going back!"
Mary: (Muttering to herself) "Damn! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
Kevin: "Mary? Would you like to go on a fishing date with me? I know where the catfish meow if you know what I mean..."
Mary: "It appears that I have yet again fallen prey to another caffeination machination."

by von groovy September 3, 2024