Waffles

An ancient piece of art created by a donkey named Donkey in the masterpiece called Shrek

Do you want some waffles?

by BurnedEggs June 30, 2019

Waffle Maker

The process of someone pooping in a laptop and then closing it.

Look what Jared did to my laptop, now that's a waffle maker!

by Mister BamBum July 17, 2019

Waffle

belligerently drunk

Bro, me and the boys didn’t plan on getting so drunk, but we were waffle

by Berry McKaukinir July 17, 2019

waffle

When a person extrudes fecal matter from the rectum onto the seat and closes the lid firmly.

Oh man!! John left me a waffle! JOHNN!!

by auralian July 20, 2019

Waffling

When someone is chatting shit that no one cares about.

Guy 1: There’s like a 20% chance turtles will be alive in 2020.
Guy 2: Dude, stop waffling.

by StrizzyBruhh November 16, 2019

Blue waffle

Look it up and you will find “waffles that are blue Barry” 🙂

Look up blue waffles

by SlayAngel November 29, 2019

Blue waffle

A google search term that has 2 meanings: actual waffles but with a blue color or a disease that cause blue sort of spots on a private part. It is also a term that was featured in videos titled: "Words that you shouldn't google".

So, I have searched the term "Blue waffle" and I regret my decision...

by Belle's Inactive Twitter December 6, 2019