I was just about to have sex with this chick when I pulled off her panties and I saw blue waffles! What a willy drooper!
by Teratogen November 5, 2012
Get the willy droopermug. When you're doing doggystyle and spit on both of your index fingers and then proceed to stick them in your partners ears and twist; delivering a potent wet willy and shocking them into tightening their vagina/anus at the last minute before you ejaculate. Similar in function to a donkey punch although less violent.
Best used right before you finish and on considerably dorky individuals.
An alternative method is to use your fingers in a double fish hook technique to use your partners own spit.
Best used right before you finish and on considerably dorky individuals.
An alternative method is to use your fingers in a double fish hook technique to use your partners own spit.
That girl Brooke from school is such a dork, she wanted to smash last night so I hit her with the Dorkwad Willy Gripper.
by Player Hating May 19, 2023
Get the Dorkwad Willy Grippermug. by Klive Clemence Jenkins March 6, 2022
Get the WIllymug. A Brett Willis Perriam refers to a person going through a mid life crisis at an early stage of life, More than likely a raging alcoholic with an urge to Bed a toothless wool handler on the regular basis. (Brett Willis Perriam was known to be an alcoholic, pickpocket and thief around the victorian age)
Joe Bloggs: I'm definitely drinking and making love to a creature tonight after fleecing a thousand dollars on the pokies. after Jordan: Oh mate, you're a bit of a Brett Willis Perriam.
by Highconcentratedmoonshinestank April 1, 2022
Get the Brett Willis Perriammug. Similar to the act of Wet Willying someone, a Willy Willy is when you suck your pp, getting it all wet, then shoving it into your friends ear.
“I’m so mad at you, when your sleeping I’m going to give you a Willy Willy”-John
“No please don’t”-Adam
“No please don’t”-Adam
by QWPFIEBWJC March 9, 2025
Get the Willy Willymug. The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)
Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob
-Fictional character named Bob
by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024
Get the wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkatamug. When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.
by Phil Spritzer January 25, 2016
Get the willy crystalmug.