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Moans N' Groans

Guy #1 - Hey dude, turn the volume down! I don't wanna hear those Moans N' Groans!
by J Diddles March 8, 2009
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s k i n n y

anyone: hii
ml: s k i n n y

anyone: tff....
by marialaura October 19, 2020
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semen 'n' dreamin'

to jack off and then immediatley afterwards go to sleep..
dood, im so tired, im thinking semen 'n' dreamin' tonight..
by Mark C. McKenna September 15, 2010
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Hot-N-Ready

A large 14” pepperoni or just cheese pizza from Little Ceasars Pizza, hot out of the oven and ready when you are! A Hot-N-Ready pizza usually costs only five dollars plus tax.
I'm sooo hungry but i spent almost all of my money on that bud we just smoked.
Dude let's get a hot-n-ready!
by Natalya Audigier March 4, 2009
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Cream 'n' Steam

When a female is flirtatious toward a male all night, such as at a bar, and takes him back to her place, only to reject the man, not having sex with him. The man should then pretend to fall asleep with the woman, waiting until she is totally unconcious. After she is incapacitated, the male should then procede to jack off on her face (Bukkake style), take a huge dump on her bathroom floor, and steal all the beer or other beverages out of her fridge- Then Bail. The woman would wake up to one hell of a scene, probably a dry and crusty one.
"Hey Nathan, This bitch cock-teased me all night the other day, took me back to hers, then rejected me!"

"Damn, so, what d'ya do about it?"

"I gave her the old Cream 'n' Steam."

*High fives*
by THE SWANBOY July 5, 2009
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ass n titties

the best damn thing since sliced bread
essential to life
perfect eye candy
Person 1: That girl has some nice ass ass n titties!

Person 2: Damn rite
by cocococococococococo March 8, 2007
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Bag n Gag

Sexual intercourse with a female with horrificly putrid body odor or a rank as smelly pussy. But despite the less than desirable aromas, you gag your way through it and bag her anyway cause after all, it is a hole.
I did a bag n gag last with that crack whore. Man my wanker smells today.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
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