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Farting Glances

When a small group or crowed suddenly realizes that someone has emitted a silent but nasty fart and they all look among themselves for facial expressions or body language that might pinpoint the perpertrator.
The group by the bar was festive, but suddenly all was quite, and everyone was looking among themselves with farting glances.
by jeffbo May 25, 2009
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Butters farted

A person who farts or craps there pants alot, it sorta means owned, its a reference to one of the southpark episodes, its usage causes people to be 1337, the absence or not approving of this word makes people gay REALY REALY GAY
3 kids doing there home work on computers then derek farts and it smells like fucking hell and then they say hey butters farted.
by Maxamillian,the1337 December 28, 2005
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Fairy Fart

A fart that the dealer believes will be a showstopper, but actually comes out as a very small air perturbation. On the verge of being silent, this fart sounds iconically like "Pvvffffft".
Dave wanted to rip one into Marc's face, but all he got was a fairy fart :(
by Van der Bisch September 29, 2010
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Wookiee fart

A Fart thats sound resembles the howl of a Wookiee. The sound usually consist of 2 or more syllables and contains lots of "R" and "OW" sounds.
Steve: "BRROOOOWRROWWRRROOOOOOOOWWMMP!"

Joel: Dude! You just Wookiee farted in front of my mom!

Or most often heard when drinkin with the boys or having gorilla sex with the misses.
by neversweat July 18, 2006
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Fart Art

The act of stuffing paint into your asshole and farting on blank canvas...

Smell the rainbow...
Man 1: hey bruh check this painting.
Man 2: is just a bunch of splatters on a canvas brah.
Man 1: that's the point breh, it's called "fart art".
by c-c-cold_c-c-carl August 27, 2016
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Fart Rape

whilst enjoying one of what you believe to your own farts, someone else will apologise for it being from their anus. Thus leaving you feeling filthy and violated for enjoying the smell from someone elses guff box.....
imagine sitting, watching the tv, full of self admiration for having bowels capable of developing and delivering a smell so hideous to others but fragrant to yourself when you nan fess's up to having split her cholostomy bag. - fart raped
by matttrakker March 30, 2010
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old fart

An old guy that is just not right
Peter turned the age of an old fart officially on Nov 22nd but, had been practicing for quite some time.
by old fart's son November 24, 2010
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