greatest music critic of all time 

Dr. David Thorpe, PHD, a NASA scientist.

See David Thorpe and www.somethingawful.com/yourbandsucks

greatest music critic of all time by slakresistance September 17, 2004

Russian hammer time 

When a male is about to ejaculate and he starts hitting the woman on the head with his penis until he comes.

"dude i heard kari did a russian hammer time with kari!"

" yeah man i heard they went at it hard"

Russian hammer time by EFANG June 16, 2009

Time to make the donuts

Meaning to start work, from the Dunkin Donuts commercials where Fred the Baker would state "time to make the doughnuts" when leaving home for work.

"Time to make the donuts." quipped the gun-for-hire, as he squared off with his target.

Time to make the donuts by El Hitto October 9, 2018

TimeClova 

the swaggiest swag of all time in human form

TimeClova my beloved <3
:timeclLove:

TimeClova by Hdjdj3jdjd May 18, 2021

Bone Time 99 

To have coitus. To have sexual intercourse. The act of inserting your penis into a woman's vagina (assuming she is of legal age and mind-set) and thrusting in and out until orgasm is achieved.

Me and Veronica are gonna play bone time 99 later. Yeah!

Bone Time 99 by McSandtrap July 20, 2008

part-time mother 

a woman who is supposed to be your caretaker, but only takes care of you part of the time. The majority of the the time she neglects you for her addiction or other problem.

"My mother was a part-time mother because she couldn't seem to kick her habit. It was too much for her, so somebody had to come in and take action: CPS.

part-time mother by lostwithoutu December 24, 2006

Blue time

The time when you are depressed and are thinking about what ever pops into your mind. Time moves slow and you are in a daze. The time when you feel like you're just broken, and need time to repair.

You just broke up with your girlfriend, and now you're just sitting in your room on your bed just thinking, now that is blue time.

Blue time by rainycity!! July 27, 2010