Kentucky Brown Snake 

The long, hard, typically painful and toilet winding rope of uncomfortable shit that feels like you just pooped out every jagged edge and square mile of the State of Kentucky.

Five days and four laxatives later, I pinched out the worst Kentucky Brown Snake in the entire history of recorded history!

Kentucky Brown Snake by GoBiteMyBalls June 4, 2018

Soak the Snake 

When you leave your penis in a woman’s vagina, but don’t move. You soak.

Alternatively, the way Mormons circumvent the prohibition on pre-marital sex.

She let me soak the snake for five hours last night, I thought I was in a sensory depravation tank. Just spit on it my dude.

Soak the Snake by Taint long June 1, 2019

Detroit Rake Snake 

A sexual act in which someone inserts the handle of a rake into another's anus after dipping it in super glue and proceeds to handcuff them to the bumper of a car before starting the car.

Jim: What's your girlfriend doing in the emergency room?
Steve: Gave her the ol' Detroit Rake Snake

Detroit Rake Snake by W@yne Kerr January 24, 2020

A Jake the snake 

A Jake the snake is a handsome young boy who all the girls love and the boys are jealous of

Danae: did you see that guy!

Alina: yeah he's such a Jake the snake!

A Jake the snake by Mike the bastard March 13, 2022

hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut 

When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!

I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut by FluffySasquatch October 7, 2022

alabama trouser snake 

What my dad calls his penis

"I'm fucking you back after 25 years with 9 inches of Alabama trouser snake"

alabama trouser snake by Brodie helmet July 3, 2023

Dap Snake 

One who thwarts your attempt at a traditional hand shake by manipulating your hand into the more Urban "Giving Daps" in which you are forced to grab fingers until the stress point is reached - once hand break free you are obligated to snap your fingers. (Other variations of "Giving Daps" are common)

That Dap Snake just molested my hand to no end.

Dap Snake by Brian Troy Jones January 18, 2008