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the scene 

The scene is an eco-system consisting of scene babies, straight-edge kids, hardcore kids, &f.s.d.
The scene babies mainly feed on a plant called Blue Onion (a secret blend of herbs &spices &local bands which started the scene) which they eat because they are vegan. They have sex with only other scene babies &involuntarily have sex with hardcore kids. They serve no real purpose. While the straight-edge kids spend a majority of their time in a coffee shop feeding on coffee beans, they do not reproduce with anyone because it's against their morals. (Their symbol for straight-edge usually consists of three x's "XXX"). Hardcore (aka "hxc") kids are found mainly at Cornerstone &wherever they can pray on the scene babies. Eating scene babies makes them hard, so they reproduce with them first. They don't have much of a purpose, but they do deliver some pretty sweet break-downs. When it comes down to F.S.D. however, they are only found in concert halls waiting on the availability of band members to give them dome. They wear band shirts such as Chiodos &Boys Like Girls while they deliver this dome. Don't get me wrong, they don't reproduce, only give dome.

This system is based on true logic &The Scene is growing rapidly.

(There are also stoners but they're too awesome to put into the scene system with the others)
hxc kid- "Hey are you a scene baby?"
scene baby- "Yeah why are you hxc?"
hxc kid- "Sure am!"
*scene baby runs away screaming*
f.s.d.- "I'm f.s.d. want some dome?"
hxc kid- "Sure do!"
straightedge kid- "that's not right!"

stoner- "those kids from the scene need to smoke a blunt".
the scene by amanda coberly May 15, 2008

crime scene

The aftermath of a heavy night of drinking followed by a violent puke session with blatant disregard for location.

Often the mess is left for dead.
That was one hell of a crime scene you left.
crime scene by thill sgt. March 3, 2004

marsold scene 

(1)the processes of selling scene type products for sex.

(2)selling scene products to others so they can be scene.
person1: i am a marsold scene

person2: oh can you teach me to be scene?!
marsold scene by ashy ecky July 14, 2009

Popped scene 

My side chick popped scene when I was hanging with my girl.
Popped scene by Darling Nikki 33 September 17, 2016

The Scene 

A term used to describe the large collection of punk-derivative "core" bands, their fans, and their culture. The bands can play a variety of sub genres , ranging from metalcore, emo, and post-hardcore, to pop-punk and melodic hardcore. Fans are stereotypically middle and high school aged girls, but there is a good portion of young adults and males in the Scene as well. Some of the more popular bands that were included in the Scene are My Chemical Romance, early Fall Out Boy, and Pierce the Veil.
Guy: Is Twenty One Pilots in the Scene?
Girl: Depends on who you ask. I'd say not. There is a lot of overlap in their fanbases, though.
The Scene by dubesahc March 23, 2019

The True Days of Scene

The "days of scene" are held on the first Thursday, Friday and Saturday of every month.

These three scene days consist of:
1. going to a show (may go to more than one)
2. eating at a diner
3. YOUR CHOICE! do what every you want to with your fellow scenekin.

EXAMPLE! - thursday = go to a franklinville show
friday(night) = eat at the palace diner with 4 of your closest scene buds(or whoever)
saturday = take the train to south street/eat crappy chinese food and watch the emperor's new groove on VHS/drive around until you have no idea where you are. WHATEVER!

But on that saturday night, all who are participating in "the true days of scene" meet up at The Palace diner in Berlin, New Jersey (or if this goes further than south jersey, everyone meet up at their local diner) and just hang out, and eat. Nothing formal, no speaches, just hanging out with food.
Betty: i love The True Days of Scene.
John: why?
Betty: because christmas gets 12 days of christmas, halloween gets 13 days of screams...I just like that the scene finally gets at least three days dedicated soley to the scene, and keeping it alive.
John: yeah. that's pretty rad.

Hand in the scene - not on the screen

The principle of not using your smartphone after wiping your bottom in the toilet.
*stepping out of the toilet*: "man you won't believe the score I just got in Angey Birds!"
- "hi- hand in the scene - not on the screen"