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Schrodinger's Shorts

When an individual, typical a sorority female is wearing a shirt that goes past their waist and knees obscuring the possibility of whether or not they are wearing shorts. Like Schrodinger's eponymous cat, there is a state of uncertainty of whether the individual is wearing shorts. Thus they are simultaneously wearing shorts and not wearing shorts, until observed.
Bill: Yo that girl is wearing a long ass shirt man. Idk if she even has shorts.

Al: That's Schrodinger's shorts af bro.
by eschrodinger23 November 6, 2016
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Oct 26th Punch your shortest friend day

The day where you can punch your shortest friend
The day finally came Lewis can punch his shortest friend Mack because it’s oct 26th punch your shortest friend day
by Pmyplease October 24, 2019
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shartial

I thought I sharted, but it was only a shartial.
by Shawn Artial May 6, 2009
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shart-faced

Accidental inebriation. If "to shart" is the act of intending to fart but accidentally shitting yourself, and "shit-faced" is the state of being intoxicated, then it follows that "shart-faced" would be a condition of drunkenness reached only by accidental or unintentional means.
Honey, we only went out for a couple of beers but Mel kept ordering these little shots of blue shit and the next thing you know we're all completely shart-faced.
by Fred Poole December 2, 2010
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shart and dart

is when you try to fart, but instead you shart and then quickly run to the restroom to clean yourself off.
I ate a Royal with Cheese last night and went to the school dance and committed a shart and dart when I was dancing with Tiffany.
by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011
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sharthead

A term used for someone who is beyond stupid and just overall a very "sharty" person.
Rene is such a sharthead everyday, Jesus Christ somebody get this kid some help.
by swagmaster4realsies September 16, 2017
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Shart rocket

A small cork-like turd that is expelled from one’s ass (much like popping the cork off of a Champaign bottle) during the act of farting.
Sitting on the toilet
Jorge: “phoph pfffffffhhtt.”

Jorge: “wtf that little shit just shot out of me like a mento from a fizzy cola.”
Jorge: “ sweet mother teresa that there is what I call a Shart rocket.”
by DumpTrucksRfcknAwesome July 18, 2019
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