The Hardcore Tree Hugger

You're fucking a bitch- I mean having sex with a nice female... or male (whatever floats your boat) doggy style outside while your partner is hugging onto a tree for their dear life because you're a G, while at the same time you are leaning forward to lay on your partners back hugging underneath the breast tightly at a fast speed. You can also add on partners if you wanna take it to the next level. Make sure you finish off on your partners face(s) and the tree because chances are if your partner let you do this they're probably gonna like that freaky shit.

Moe: Hey Nate what were you doing in the forest last night with Beth?
Nate: Oh man, you would not believe it! Beth actually wanted to do The Hardcore Tree Hugger! I think I was going so hard that she was sliding all over the tree and shit? I don't know man, but all I know is she said she saw a Big Foot if you know what I mean!!
Moe: Damn Nate! So that's why she got splinters all over her face!

by HardcoreTreeHugger September 22, 2013

Your Family tree LGBT

More powerful than "Your grandpap a trap", "Your granny a tranny" and "Your mom gay". It will instantly kill all of your enemies within a 70 metre radius. It cannot be countered.

Jeff: Your mom gay
Joe: Your Dad Lesbian

Jeff: Your Family tree LGBT
Joe: *Combusts spontaneously*

by Ayolisus May 16, 2018

from under the cork tree

yes it is a fall out boy cd (one of the best) but it does have another meaning.

see when it came out everyone was like "hey go get fuct!".
which is extremely funny i think. well you know the kids these days using "fucking" and language like that, well theres a new way to explain your anger or mishap.

just replace from under the cork tree with fucking and there you go!

peter: "I almost got in a car accident today it was from under the cork tree scary man."

by catherine darko May 18, 2008

own a plantation of raisin trees

milk the mule fart around jerk off rub it hard

I work hard and earn a lot. I own a plantation of raisin trees.

by Reek-the-Prick December 6, 2019

reeking around the Christmas tree

Relatives that wear old reeking sweaters that smell like cigarettes.

Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?

Junior: It's nice.

Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.

by cut the cards December 19, 2022

Above the tree, under the arm

When you get stuck trying to explain something. Not knowing what to say in a conversation.

Someone: “What does that mean?”
Me: “I don’t know, above the tree, under the arm.”

by Ghanoy December 23, 2018

Manas de cat in a tree

An idiot who would sell his ps3 for an xbox and who drives around in a nissan micra because its cheaper.

He sold his ps3 For an Xbox (what a manas de cat in a tree)

by Staninja10 November 22, 2011