mike rizzo

The GM for the Washington Nationals. Also known to be the biggest bitch of 2021 for having a fire sale in DC

Mike Rizzo sold the entire roster like bombs in Pakistan

by Anditus August 1, 2021

Mike Rossberg

Is a person that accepts bandar’s “aka” (THICC) requests such as u can succ on my dick

For eg don’t be a mike rossberg Alex

by Eat-ass69 October 28, 2018

Evil Mike

Evil Mike another word for a low functioning psychopath. And can be easily manipulated.

Evil Mike: Smile 1….2…3…
Me: Does epic Cheshire cat grin

by Platinumunity July 23, 2023

Mike Cummins

A person with more aspirations than money, a typical poor.

Dude was a tire kicker, basically a Mike Cummins, tired of these poors asking about things they can't afford!

by NotPoor January 22, 2021

Mike Pussner

A gangster who takes pills in Ibiza while hooking with his wife.

Mike Pussner: If I could write you a song to make you fall in love, I would already have you up under my ass, I used up all my dicks, I hope that you like piss, But, you probably won't, you think you're cooler than pee.

by GregNelson29 May 21, 2023

Mike Ropenis

Chad's alter ego.

Frederick: Hey Chad, is there any nicknames you have ever given yourself?

Chad: Yeah, Mike Ropenis.
Frederick: Oh, cool. I see. Mike, as in the greatest name in the planet, and Ropenis, as in Rope- nis (Rope Nice). I, too also enjoy a fine rope.

Chad: They closed the Epstein case. We must hang all responsible.

Frederick: But Epstein's already dead.
Chad: ...

by yungthotslayer_29 September 7, 2019

Mike Pallidino

He is an idiot, anybody would cook him in 2k, madden, anything like that, that’s not the neighborhood but you can think what you want.

“Mike pallidino sucks at madden”

by Bleat November 26, 2019