Luke

A family man

Luke; "he said leave me alone, I'm a family man and my bark is much worse than my bite" "he said leave me alone, I'm a family man if you push me too far I just might"

by Lynna5 May 23, 2016

jon-luke

Jon-Luke A know it all who is a 4.0 and dose not care anymore he works in a nuclear lab

Jon-Luke is skipping again

by Ban_me_if_you_can November 20, 2019

Luke

The most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He has the biggest heart and cutest smile. Cute, protective, intuitive, funny, and kind. He’s the entire package. Will give you butterflies just by looking at you and can make you smile on your worst days.

Person 1: Look there’s Luke and his dump truck

Person 2: daym he’s got some cake

by Lard ass February 1, 2021

Luke

You know that guy... The one who killed a Hamster with a microwave (at least 20 times) who has to many knives? Thats me, A Luke WE ARE ALL INSANE!
-Shlukey

Damn that crazy Luke, never give him a microwave or you are gonna get killed

by Shlukey November 17, 2018

Luke

Non refundable regret

Damn Luke!

by Egenejfnc February 18, 2023

luke

a nigga who says he bouta it but will still got stamped

luke said drop the addy and still got slammed

by johniscool44 July 8, 2021

lukes girlfriend

where is she?

"Where is lukes girlfriend?"
"He is a lonley waste of sperm"

by Shane63 February 22, 2023