by An alpha male January 30, 2023
Get the Jude mug.No, your guy friends judge you. They absolutely do. They literally aren't allowed to voice that judgement or you won't be friends with him.
Hym "Well, if they won't judge you I'll do it for them. What's funny is that you give yourself out. 'A woman won't cheat if she's happy in the relationship' 👈 That is now you know what you're going to get. She's going to cheat. She's got a preemptive excuse primed and ready to go. If she's ever not happy in the relationship? She'll cheat. Small dick? Cheat. It just IS what's going happen. Look at the shape of her head! Cube skull. She's got the caveat though. It has nothing to do with insecurity. You tattled on yourself. 'If I (a woman) am not happy in a relationship I (a woman) will cheat'. That's what she just said there. Don't let this bitch use deceptive, banal female rhetoric to try and make it sound like she isn't saying what she is actually trying to say there. And what's going to happen? Used up by fat cocks, her guy friends are going to start getting girlfriends who are not going to what THEM around HER, she's going to hit the wall and the fear of dying alone is going to set in, and then maybe the small dicks aren't so bad maybe someone will love me.... Once I'm all used up the small dicks can have me. NOPE. Too late whore. Your head is a square and if you put 10 years on you it isn't even worth it to commit."
by Hym Iam February 1, 2023
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by Ricat890 February 28, 2023
Get the Judougie mug.Jude is a hot man that is bisexual. he has a ginormous penis that is good to suck on when you are sad. he loves to fuck both genders hard but he fucks women harder because he likes it more. if you get really lucky and he says he wants to have sex with you, he will always go rub his penis in the bathroom to get it hard first. but when he finally has sex with you, it is worth the wait.
girl: come on Jude, get in here and fuck me already!
Jude: gimme a sec! I am a Jude, so it takes me a minute to get ready.
Jude: gimme a sec! I am a Jude, so it takes me a minute to get ready.
by I'mabun,I'mabun,I'mtasty March 16, 2023
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by Goat68 March 27, 2023
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I can believe that lady is carrying 30 pickup trucks while in one hand a baby on her hip and a phone in the other, so Judy Wallace.
I can believe that lady is carrying 30 pickup trucks while in one hand a baby on her hip and a phone in the other, so Judy Wallace.
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