A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )
Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
Get the Holy Paint Chip Eatermug. by Cocky Roach August 1, 2024
Get the Holy Cowmug. by Fudjdjjskskdjf August 9, 2020
Get the Holy Hellmug. THE BANANA IS THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING FRUIT AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT LOOOOOKS LIKE A PENIS
SUCK AND YOU GET HOLY POWER YEEEE
SUCK AND YOU GET HOLY POWER YEEEE
by HOLY MOTHERFUCKER January 7, 2019
Get the Holy BANANAmug. by SC18 June 30, 2022
Get the Holy Rolaidsmug. by gush_sivam_123 July 14, 2021
Get the Holy Watermug. The COOLEST fucking weapon in soulsborne history, It's in every game and it fucks so hard. Ever wanted to shoot a monster the size of a house across a room with the power of the fucking moon???? The Holy Moonlight Greatsword is your weapon if so.
John: "I just got the Holy Moonlight Greatsword!"
Every woman in a 5 mile radius: "Please let me bare your children."
Every woman in a 5 mile radius: "Please let me bare your children."
by DarkSoulsFanGirl November 21, 2023
Get the Holy Moonlight Greatswordmug.