Three shits a day for three consecutive days. This is the modern day stigmata, with Gods presence passing through the blessed. One may feel holier than thou on the occurrence of this Godly movement/movements.
The Holy Trinity must fall within the following conditions:
1) There must be three shits produced in one day. These must occur on three different sittings. This is referred to as a Trifecta.
2) One must achieve 3 consecutive Trifectas to complete The Holy Trinity.
3) The shits must be full bodied and although there is no size restrictions, diarrhea disqualifies one from reaching a Trifecta.
4) The over production of feces, resulting in more than 3 shits, will result in instant disqualification.
5) Purposely 'locking off' during a sitting (not allowing the natural completion of ones poo) will result in instant disqualification.
6) Thou shall not deceive his fellow pooers by wrongfully claiming a Trifecta or The Holy Trinity.
The Holy Trinity must fall within the following conditions:
1) There must be three shits produced in one day. These must occur on three different sittings. This is referred to as a Trifecta.
2) One must achieve 3 consecutive Trifectas to complete The Holy Trinity.
3) The shits must be full bodied and although there is no size restrictions, diarrhea disqualifies one from reaching a Trifecta.
4) The over production of feces, resulting in more than 3 shits, will result in instant disqualification.
5) Purposely 'locking off' during a sitting (not allowing the natural completion of ones poo) will result in instant disqualification.
6) Thou shall not deceive his fellow pooers by wrongfully claiming a Trifecta or The Holy Trinity.
1)Yes, a Trifecta... 2 more days of this and I will be Holier than thou. Bring on The Holy Trinity!
2) Oh my God Chelsea, as I looked into the toilet bowl and saw 3 nuggets shimmering back at me in the shape of a triangle, I knew that today would be the day I would achieve The Holy Trinity.
3) Chelsea said, 'Check out Chris's instagram... he's done it! He's documented The Holy Trinity.'
4) Did you hear that Chelsea also achieved the Holy Trinity... I didnt think she had it in her.
2) Oh my God Chelsea, as I looked into the toilet bowl and saw 3 nuggets shimmering back at me in the shape of a triangle, I knew that today would be the day I would achieve The Holy Trinity.
3) Chelsea said, 'Check out Chris's instagram... he's done it! He's documented The Holy Trinity.'
4) Did you hear that Chelsea also achieved the Holy Trinity... I didnt think she had it in her.
by Chrisybabe July 2, 2014
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The abnormally large conglomeration of nacho chips and toppings.
There is no specific number of nachos that comprise the NHG. NHG generally contains at least 5 nacho chips and a large portion of toppings and cheese.
The abnormally large conglomeration of nacho chips and toppings.
There is no specific number of nachos that comprise the NHG. NHG generally contains at least 5 nacho chips and a large portion of toppings and cheese.
I was eating nachos at Jills party the other night and I reached in and pulled out The Nacho Holy Grail!
The what?
The Nacho Holy Grail! It was like 10 nachos stuck together that formed this gigantic nacho mound! I was blessed by the nacho gods that night! Damn thing was almost as big as my plate!
The what?
The Nacho Holy Grail! It was like 10 nachos stuck together that formed this gigantic nacho mound! I was blessed by the nacho gods that night! Damn thing was almost as big as my plate!
by RichardSlinger August 17, 2011
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When a man is having sex with a woman cowgirl style and he tells her that he's about to cum so she dismounts him, and while she is getting off, his lonely penis stands upward by itself and begins to ejaculate.
"Last night while Jessica was riding my dick she jumped off right before I came! I was so aroused that I did the holy pickle stand before she could get down there and blow me!"
by Madman Bedswerver April 26, 2023
Get the The Holy Pickle Stand mug.What evil old people become when they get too sick to alienate or bully people anymore. Often involves a radical "change" of personality that includes kindness, cordiality, a newfound consciousness of religion and good sense. Usually only lasts until they die or their health stabilizes, in which they turn back to normal.
Kate:Whoa, Jackie, your mother-in-law's really nice to you!
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.
by jazzrock August 26, 2008
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Example 1 Margaret is a wicked slut most of the year, but since she's Catholic she'll only give HJ's on Holy Days.
Example 2 Guy - Why don't we go back to my place and I'll take you to pound town…
Girl - Sorry hon, today is Assumption and I only give HJ's on Holy Days
Example 2 Guy - Why don't we go back to my place and I'll take you to pound town…
Girl - Sorry hon, today is Assumption and I only give HJ's on Holy Days
by deucebiggss February 27, 2014
Get the HJ's on Holy Days mug.Another way of saying "I don't give a fuck", but with a little religion. People say this when other people say things to 'brag" or are annoying you by provoking you. This term will shut their asses down. Even if it doesn't, the other person will still back off for a little bit. Sometimes they will bite back at you saying you're jealous. At this point, you should tell them to suck a dick and fuck off in a garbage can. This also makes the other person more catholic.
Little Kid on Roblox: I got so much robux lol
Me: I don't give a holy fuck
Little Kid on Roblox: You jealous.
Me: Fuck off to a dumpster youngster
Little Kid on Roblox: I believe in god.
Me: I don't give a holy fuck
Little Kid on Roblox: You jealous.
Me: Fuck off to a dumpster youngster
Little Kid on Roblox: I believe in god.
by TheGayAccount June 27, 2018
Get the I don't give a holy fuck mug.Also known as Pabst Blue Ribbon or PBR. Possibly the most popular alcoholic beverage throughout every trailerpark and hole in the wall bar in America. Its cheap, tastes like carbonated urine, and will have you fathering bastard children and breakin your parole in no time. Also a popular choice beverage for scenesters, stupid college kids, and toothless biker whores.
by Skipper420 January 7, 2010
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