awkward facebook silence

The moment immediately after befriending someone on facebook that you don't really feel like talking to.

"Jenny 'Peaches' Smith" has accepted your friend request. - 1 minute ago

*awkward facebook silence*

by TheBald February 18, 2011

F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder)

Verb.

F.T.D.-Facebook Twitter Disorder.

Someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so passively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.

Wow! Did you see her F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder) last night? I've never seen so many posts in an hour!

John likes to F.T.D. with her! Must be using his Macbook! :P

by Tommy Dictionary February 23, 2011

Facebook Whore

Someone who is a whore, but only on facebook. This can be excessive wall flirting, or being in multiple fake relationships on facebook.

-Dude, did you know that they're dating?

-No man, they're only dating on facebook. I think she's a facebook whore; this is her second fake relationship this month, and she has a real boyfriend.

by HypotheticalWhore October 28, 2009

facebook unofficial

A relationship that isn't quite facebook official, but in which both parties have removed the "Single" status from their profiles.

Jesse just took 'single' off his profile. I guess he and Amy are facebook unofficial now.

by Fredrickss December 6, 2009

facebook group

1) excuse to get people to do things.
2) best way to get something done.
3) if ______ something, ______ will happen

1) if 1,000,000 people join this facebook group, john will admit he's gay.
2) if 1,000,000 people join this facebook group, my girlfriend will marry my ugly ass.
3) if obama says he will do something... nothing will happen

by lustyisgay December 16, 2009

facebook virgin

getting your cherry popped for the first time on facebook and not knowing what the hell to do

You dont know how to use facebook? You must be a facebook virgin

by dksdoinit May 21, 2010

Facebook hoes

Usually the same group of people constantly making creeper-like comments on an individual's wall/ pictures. Their objective is almost always obvious. In that they try to seduce/persuade the user to like them, when in fact the would never talk to them in person or vice-versa.

Simple Definition:
Overly obsessed bitches(male or female)

i.e. Facebook hoes

Suzy:"Ohh Xander would you marry me?"

Lucy:"OMG, I love this omgg, You make me drool."

Brittnay:":D I loveee this"

Kendall:"yur amazing. ♥"

by BLA-Q February 21, 2011