“Dude i had this nightmare where you wanted to fuck me and you came out gay! it was horrible! and you cummed!”
“uh dude… that wasn’t a dream. you got… drunk.”
“were you wearing a condom atleast?”
“yeah..”
“okay. Maybe tonight i should use my dream catcher and hope it works.”
“uh dude… that wasn’t a dream. you got… drunk.”
“were you wearing a condom atleast?”
“yeah..”
“okay. Maybe tonight i should use my dream catcher and hope it works.”
by chiknnuggies543 March 1, 2022
Get the Dream catchermug. by DEATHxCOW January 10, 2010
Get the Dream Crashmug. Oh shoot that's a cool dream.
Hym "Seriously!? I just had a dream too! I dreamed that I was hanging out in this basement and then this kind of fat Hispanic looking chick shot me in the gut. Like right above the belt line. So, she goes upstairs and it's kind of like implied that I'm like a hostage now. And I'm just bleeding all over the place. And there's this white chick there who is... You know... Pretty chill about the whole situation. So there I am, stuffing toilet paper down my pants to try and stop the bleeding and, honestly, I'm being pretty chill about it too. And the Chris Williamson podcast with Jimmy Carr is playing on my phone and there is blood everywhere, right? So, I keep stuffing toilet paper down my pants and I'm I'm starting to get preety cold and my pants are just drenched in blood, yeah? So I turn to the White bitch and I'm like 'Hey, yo, I'm not looking too hot here man. You want to, like, call the cops or something?' And she's like 'Aw, what? Seriously?' And I'm like 'Yeah, I'm not stopping the bloob, like, AT ALL' so she's like 'Alright' and she goes to call 911 but while she's on the phone, she starts speaking FRENCH! And I'm like 'Wait, where ARE we?' And then the fat mexican bitch comes back downstairs and I'm like 'Oh no, is she going to finish the job?' So I like walk over to the other side of basemnt where my phone is at and I'm like 'Should I call 911?'
Hym "Seriously!? I just had a dream too! I dreamed that I was hanging out in this basement and then this kind of fat Hispanic looking chick shot me in the gut. Like right above the belt line. So, she goes upstairs and it's kind of like implied that I'm like a hostage now. And I'm just bleeding all over the place. And there's this white chick there who is... You know... Pretty chill about the whole situation. So there I am, stuffing toilet paper down my pants to try and stop the bleeding and, honestly, I'm being pretty chill about it too. And the Chris Williamson podcast with Jimmy Carr is playing on my phone and there is blood everywhere, right? So, I keep stuffing toilet paper down my pants and I'm I'm starting to get preety cold and my pants are just drenched in blood, yeah? So I turn to the White bitch and I'm like 'Hey, yo, I'm not looking too hot here man. You want to, like, call the cops or something?' And she's like 'Aw, what? Seriously?' And I'm like 'Yeah, I'm not stopping the bloob, like, AT ALL' so she's like 'Alright' and she goes to call 911 but while she's on the phone, she starts speaking FRENCH! And I'm like 'Wait, where ARE we?' And then the fat mexican bitch comes back downstairs and I'm like 'Oh no, is she going to finish the job?' So I like walk over to the other side of basemnt where my phone is at and I'm like 'Should I call 911?'
And the the Fat Mexican just starts, like, having a regular conversation with me. Like... As though she didn't just shoot me in the gut. Amd that's when I woke up. But check THIS! When I woke up from the dream, the Chis Williamson podcast with Jimmy Carr WAS PLAYING ON MY PHONE! Isn't that weird!? That happened to me once in high-school with a Yugioh episode too. So I thought that was pretty cool. But yeah... And when I woke up I'm like 'Oh no! If the Chris podcast was real... Then maybe the cold wetness in my pants was ALSO real!' And for a second I thought I pissed my pants but no... It didn't. So everything was cool. And then I did some writing and played Yugioh."
by Hym Iam October 18, 2023
Get the Dreammug. Yesterday,I have a nightmare.I went to a wedding.Everything was good until I realized that everyone at that wedding was zombies.Oh!What a dream punishment!
by datthanhle March 17, 2016
Get the dream punishmentmug. Someone who enjoys the cc Dream on YouTube. Which is 100% fine and shoulnt be hated on. Some of them are annoying but some are cool.
Person 1: "Omg youre a dream stan, fatherless LMAO"
The dream stan: "Okay cool idc fuck off"
Person 1: "Omg how come you did not cry and start having a tantrum because i called you that!!!!! I will continue to hate on you because im a peice of shit that has nothing better to do and i get no bitches"
The dream stan: "Okay 👍🏼"
The dream stan: "Okay cool idc fuck off"
Person 1: "Omg how come you did not cry and start having a tantrum because i called you that!!!!! I will continue to hate on you because im a peice of shit that has nothing better to do and i get no bitches"
The dream stan: "Okay 👍🏼"
by eatmydickyouareapussy January 22, 2022
Get the Dream Stanmug. Melatonin dreams are when you get strange dreams from taking melatonin and can increase the chance of wet dreams, lucid dreams, or nightmares.
Person 1: Yo I had a dream that all of my friends had an orgy and took turns!
Person 2: Did you take melatonin?
Person 1: yeah I took two.
Person 2: you tend to get weird dreams when you take melatonin
Melatonin gives you uneasy or strange dreams and are known as melatonin dreams
Person 2: Did you take melatonin?
Person 1: yeah I took two.
Person 2: you tend to get weird dreams when you take melatonin
Melatonin gives you uneasy or strange dreams and are known as melatonin dreams
by Cookie crisps 🍪 February 16, 2021
Get the Melatonin dreamsmug. Kyle: dude, Emily gave me a Undead Dream.
Ben: The fuck is that?
Kyle: she blead and came.
Ben: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Ben: The fuck is that?
Kyle: she blead and came.
Ben: WHAT THE FUCK!?
by OfficialGooseStudios March 11, 2023
Get the Undead Dreammug.