Dark Bear God

An absolute bozo whom we watch every single opportunity we get

"Have you watched any Dark Bear God lately?"

by MeliorSloth(Not a good source) January 23, 2024

Dark Matter Reactor

The Dark Matter Reactor (abbreviated as the DMR) is an internal confinement fusion reactor superstructure on a Roblox game called QSERF (Quantum Science Energy Research Facility) that infuses dark matter into its fuel cycle, generating plentiful energy while remaining somewhat safe and allowing cold fusion to be achieved.

Scientist 1: “So are you sure this ‘Dark Matter Reactor’ thing is safe right now?”
*Dark Matter Reactor undergoing a thermal runaway and is beginning to become a giant ball of flames while emergency alarms and lights are going off*
Scientist 2: “yeah its fine don't worry about it being on fire or the alarms or the emergency lights”

by Hkocurek January 30, 2024

Dark Brandon

A weak phrase liberals use in attempting to defend a senile old man who believes he's the president. However the man is actually a 81 year old who claims to see dead people and poops his pants in front of the Pope.

Did you guys see Dark Brandon own those MAGAs?

by bobob88888888 February 8, 2024

dark web

According to the media, "dark web" is just a bunch of websites that they don't like.

The FBI cut off all the DNS domains that the dark web was using.

by NebyTheyIsDoesThey April 5, 2023

Dark

Sofiri means very dark.

Person 1: oh look thats sofiri
Person 2; Thats very dark indeed

by anonymous April 17, 2023

Ninja of Darkness

A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.

"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."

by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023

Dark Labs

Dark Labs is basically a cult run by a heinous drug laboratory out of Poland influencing American teens on Tik-Tok to take banned Nasal Decongestants to get them Cracked Out in an attempt to lift weights that are out of their skill level. Dark Labs is masquerading as supplement company by having all their reviews written in English instead of using their own native language.

I got some Dark Labs Crack pre workout, so now I can lift weights while I feel like a Hardcore Stim Junkie.

by genericnoname May 1, 2023