desking

When a man gets an erection then rubs it with the underside of a desk

Matthew enjoys extreme desking in science class

desking by The Horse January 4, 2005

hard drive manifest destiny 

Take manifest destiny, and apply it to filling up a hard drive, so that you get something like "downloading stuff (such as movies) because you have the space and/or you were meant to.

"My mom looked at me inquisitively and asked, 'Why do you need a new hard drive?' I replied, 'Hard drive manifest destiny.'"
"Billy just bought his fourth hard drive yesterday; he should see a shrink about his hard drive manifest destiny."

hard drive manifest destiny by L'Orage Orange June 22, 2004

Desert Island

Idiom which means: The best thing you wish to have as if you imprisoned in a desert island.

Ashraf What would you take onto a desert island? e.g: book, favorite music, water

Desert Island by Ashraf101 January 19, 2009

dirty desousa 

A donkey punch dirty sanchez combo.

"I dirty desousa'd her last night!"
"She kinda liked it!"

dirty desousa by Deseronto Mafia February 9, 2005

Destinee

Thy queen of sexy beasts. Not skinny not fat bick thicker than Kim Kardashians ass. Tends to go ham on any bitch that trys to fuck with her. She tends to be super freaky and flirty but it all pays of.

Damn nigga Destinee look sexyer every single day.

Destinee by sexxiebeast878 August 13, 2011

ManFist Destiny 

The strongly held belief in the gay community that Justin Bieber's asshole will one day be expanded "from sea to shining sea" in order to accommodate the lubricated fist of an adult male. Advocates of ManFist Destiny believe that expansion is not only inevitable but that it is readily apparent ("ManFist" e.g., from the root word "manifest") and inexorable ("destiny"). Believers contend that Justin Bieber is a natural bottom twink, and that it is "only a matter of time" before he will begin to engage in the most revolting and piggish sexual practices known to man. Some adherents believe that ManFist Destiny includes participation in pissboy marathons, the eating of human feces through a gloryhole, and other extreme fetishes.

"Justin Bieber is the Chosen One. He will one day evolve into the ultimate twink, and his ass will be available and ready to accommodate any willing fist. This is not only his Destiny, it is our Destiny. Go in peace, brethren, and rememember that together we share one ManFist Destiny. So say we all."

- Arch Priest of the Gays Gary Dong, 2010

ManFist Destiny by GROSSFATGUY420 April 11, 2010

dessire 

She is a talented, smart, sporty girl. You will be lucky to have her as a friend.

Have you meant the new girl dessire

dessire by it me not really April 22, 2017