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Cheese Girl

Ridiculously Irrational

Another term that originated in Creston, Iowa. (see: nelphie) Something you call your friends when they're being lame and nerdy, and don't want to go out and have fun. Instead of taking a shower and leaving the house, a Cheese Girl will sit around in a wifebeater and boxers all day, playing rpg videogames and watching episodes of Friends on dvd with the shades drawn and lights off at 2 in the afternoon. When they pair up, one Cheese Girl will watch the other play videogames for hours, only stopping to talk about games or go to sleep. If at any time you mention sports, or interacting with public, the Cheese Girl will become defensive and spiteful, calling you stupid for suggesting something so bizarre.

Variants: Cheese Gay, Cheese Face, Cheese Ball, Cheese Nerd, Cheese Whore, ...
Guy 1: Hey man you wanna go to that party tonight?
Guy 2: No why would I? I gotta beat this quest on Oblivion.
Guy 1: You're a cheese girl.
Cheese Girl by Eric T December 14, 2008

cheese clap 

Originating in the mid two thousands The Phrase Cheese Clap is described as the exact moment in time a pug is born.
"That Cheese Clap last night was so intense."
cheese clap by PugNutz April 21, 2016

cheese monkey 

A blonde haired female primate that resides at the beach.
Whoa Nelle! I always see the cheese monkey with you on the beach.
cheese monkey by Smythee September 17, 2008

Cheese Loving Fagistan 

See: France

A country where bitching and moaning about what America does is not only done on a daily basis, it's the countries favorite past time.
Dude, screw France, i would never want to go to that Cheese Loving Fagistan of a country. ever.
Cheese Loving Fagistan by Mik3y July 21, 2007

cheese whiz 

cheese whiz by Dave August 13, 2003