no beef, no chicken, no pork

have no problem with someone, everything is completely cool and there are no problems between you and another party

What do you mean I don't like your boyfriend? We have no beef, no chicken, no pork between us!

by Jwglass March 26, 2014

Smells like beef

Used to describe an awkward situation or conversation. Said in the middle of an awkward conversation.

*In an awkward conversation* "it smells like beef in here"

by IcedChewie September 06, 2019

Roast Beef Rodeo

Two hot chicks in a vigorous scissor session working the beef curtains all but raw.

I was so horny when I got back to the dorm I crawled into bed with my roommate and had a roast beef rodeo till I passed out.

I walked in on my aunt and her girlfriend in a hot roast beef rodeo. Don’t mind me just watching.

As her panties dribbled to the floor, her dangling beef curtains were a sure sign of the wet sloppy roast beef rodeo I was about to enjoy.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

ditch some beef

to punch, knockout or otherwise render incapacitated. Also to make doodie.

that guy is talking to my lady; i'm going to ditch some beef on him

it stinks in this bathroom; who's ditched some beef

by DEF6 January 07, 2008

Corned Beef Gash

A very mean-spirited term used to describe a particularly unattractive vagina.

"I can't believe your mom did that porno! Who the hell wants to see her corned beef gash?"

by foolkilla March 28, 2012

Salt Beef Injection

The process of ejeculating inside someone.

Wanda is gonna have a youngster because Pat down da road gave her da ol' salt beef injection

by Arn2000 August 30, 2018

Shake Hands with Beef

The act of wanking it, jerking off, or masturbating as it is most commonly called.

Im gonna go shake hands with beef before we hit the road, I don't want to have to sperm it up on the way.

by Ginkyzord October 12, 2006