Guy 1: Dude, what have you done yesterday?
Guy 2: Oh, me? I was just being a vibe dump...
Guy 1: Damn, that's chill as hell
Guy 2: Oh, me? I was just being a vibe dump...
Guy 1: Damn, that's chill as hell
by Xx_bananaboi_xX April 29, 2020

by MrRogersSweater December 3, 2021

The fecal mass that escapes your rectum after spending the night with your poor black friend and eating half a brick of government cheese.
by Crusty Blumpkin February 9, 2024

by geomy January 24, 2021

Used car salesman: I see you like the 2 toned truck..
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow
Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow
Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!
by ouououo March 9, 2021

The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.
Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019

by CR_Chicks May 6, 2022
