My shit is out

Something you say when your shit is out

dude 1: alright so you want to impress that girl from your school ?

dude 2 yes don't worry my shit is out, she's gonna be impressed and will date me!

by Dickhead Industry November 16, 2022

Be still my heart

An exclamation used to express how exciting or overwhelming something is, literally to the point that it is making one's heart beat too quickly. It is almost often used sarcastically to imply that something is actually unremarkable, dull, or unpleasant; entailing the opposite effect.

Howard: I would have been able to go to the party with Kevin after work, but my hardass boss wants me to stay and finish my co-worker's paperwork for him. Be still my heart!

John: Jane just asked me out, be still my heart!

by TheGayAccount November 16, 2022

hehe my foot

when your foot gets goofy and won't do your taxes

hehe my foot: hehe
you: do taxes
foot: no

by hehe.mp4 November 17, 2022

Do you like my groovy moves?

a question asking if you like my groovy moves

hey "A" do you like my groovy moves?

by Wrikles November 18, 2022

Shave my nave

Requesting a full shavel of the navel in order to provide a sweeter glide down to the production area. Once the tummy fluff is gone, you can bet it's gonna be a straight trip down to the bone zone.

"Please won't you shave my nave when I glide right in from the rain?"

by JLamprey November 20, 2022

my penis

something big

yo dude my penis is so big!

by insane lesbian furry November 20, 2022

smell my root

When you meet a new flame and you want her to smell your root.

I was by the fire and this girl was looking to smell my root.

by Red Juan Elgordo November 20, 2022