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A nigga who ain't shit, got multiple kids to multiple women but don't take care of them.
A whiny ass bitch of a man. A nigga who plays basketball instead of meeting his kid. A nigga who stay crying over his ex. Usually named David, with some white ass last name like Port.
A whiny ass bitch of a man. A nigga who plays basketball instead of meeting his kid. A nigga who stay crying over his ex. Usually named David, with some white ass last name like Port.
by Chicken&waterMalone August 26, 2020
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Get the Hatch ass mug.Rick: "W-w-we’re gonna get purged, Morty. Help me up."
Morty: "Oh, geez, geez! Wait a minute, Rick. Why don’t we just use your portal gun?"
Rick: "It’s in the car, dip-ass!"
Morty: "Oh, geez, geez! Wait a minute, Rick. Why don’t we just use your portal gun?"
Rick: "It’s in the car, dip-ass!"
by Unibrowse September 3, 2020
Get the Dip-ass mug.DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?
ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!
DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.
ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?
DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”
ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!
DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.
ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?
DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”
by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020
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