on your head

when you dunk on someone or do any type of elite athletic maneuver at an elevation that they have not attained

I double tapped on your head in rocket league!

by moneygo123 July 21, 2022

Juice to your galaxy

when high and sucking a dick and the dick ejaculates in your mouth

That's one big JUICE TO YOUR GALAXY.

by bobby big butt August 5, 2017

Romple Your Tea Tray

A threatening phrase that means that you are about to get beaten up or abused.
Use extremely sparingly.

Jacob: “Oh no, I forgot to do my notes for today!”
Nick: “Uh oh, Dr. Sanders is going to romple your tea tray, man”

by Crispybear November 7, 2018

Putting Your Skirt On!

To be weak and stop drinking before all the fun is over.

I yelled at Andy for 'putting your skirt on!'. He was too tired to keep drinking today b/c he drank alcohol last night too.

by PrincessDi August 7, 2008

Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text and thoughts at the same crawl.

This is not a trick question (long pause)... Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021

Your mom

Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom

Your mom is so fat… (insert fat joke)

by CozyCats November 11, 2022

Your mom

2013 joke of the year

guy: your mom
girl: your mom

by easycashsnipah January 4, 2021