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National Bang Your Homie Day

National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.
Yo bro did you know its March 11th?

Whats on March 11th?

Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!

What's that?

Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!

Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..

Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.

*2 years later, They are dating*

The End
by nunya BUISNESS 💯 March 9, 2024
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give me your game card

when you see and want to be like someone who is doing way better in life than you
*ana has good grades, a loyal bf, and is rich*
tori: give me your game card bitch
ana: what does that mean?
tori: i love your lifestyle & i wanna be like you !
by tsisntreal December 17, 2023
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Shut your bitch ass up

Another way to say "shut up" when someone is aggravating you
Mostly used by black people, in most cases included with the n word (Shut your bitch ass up n*gga)
1: Easy game.
2: Shut your bitch ass up.
by Idk50 July 23, 2024
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Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.
Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem
by DefinitionsPlug June 11, 2024
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<Your Name Here>

<Your Name Here> is legitimately the coolest person I will ever meet. <Your Name Here> is so brilliant I could write a copypasta about <Your Name Here>
I love <Your Name Here>! -everyone
by Duct47 November 8, 2023
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National Kiss Your Homeboy Day

yo bro its national kiss your homeboy day
by jyuan October 6, 2025
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Mash Your Potato

V. Mash potatoing.

To slam someone's pussy.
Dude 1: Hey can I mash your potato?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah dude!!!
by Mr. William Collins December 12, 2021
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