<Your Name Here> is legitimately the coolest person I will ever meet. <Your Name Here> is so brilliant I could write a copypasta about <Your Name Here>
We are all Whobacock as Whobacock is us. There was one Whobacock controlling all other Whobacock with a twistedsense of security and elitism, yet all Whobacock are equal.
Steve: Did you hear about the Whobacock?
John: Nah, what is Whobacock?
Steve: Whobacock is you and me!